[slow, resentful clapping]After a grueling two weeks of polling the citizens of TWoNN (all 11 of them), the final votes have been tallied for TWoNN's (Inaugural) Thanksgiving Photo Contest. I am happy to declare Freelance Midget* winner of both the Best Turkey (or Other Thanksgiving Meat) category as well as the Best Setting in a Supporting Role category! Congratulations! Freelance Midget will receive two extra blog entries for each of the wins, meaning that her current 7 blog posts will now be 11 blog posts. She is still in MAYO status, but she is now much closer to SOY SAUCE status than she was before.
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Coming in second for Best Turkey (or Other Thanksgiving Meat) is Cl. Panic with the caturkey**, Kosmos. [My name does not have the trailing "s," idiot. --Kosmo] Coming in second for Best Setting in a Supporting Role is yours truly. I just don't know what to say. Cat v. Turkey. Cat wins. What a crock!
* Bitch!
** This is a variation of the turducken, except that Kosmos was not yet deboned. Cl. Panic, please update us re: how Kosmos took the deboning.
Testy!
ReplyDeleteKosmo would like to clarify that his name does not have a trailing "s". And that he is fresh, never frozen.
ReplyDeleteHe's fresh alright...
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