Sunday, March 30, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions XII

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Questions and Answers
Question 63: What was Nonny Nu reading when she ate a wonton and BBQ pork soup noodle lunch?
Answer: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. (credit: Airport Stalker)
Points: 6

Question 64: What part did Mr. Nonny Nu offer Stillman in a fight between Bob and Bill?
Answer: Writhing and wriggling "for the winner," her hands tied loosely between two poles. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4

Question 65: What two things did Sushi say the Nu kitties would not know how to do?
Answer: Speak English and tell time. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 3

Question 66: Who does not have access to Maggi sauce at their local grocery store?
Answer: Man from U.N.C.L.E. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 67: What company uses forced bear labor?
Answer: The Beach Bear & Co. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 68: The sexual assault of what animal was witnessed by Nonny Nu and Stillman?
Answer: Butterfly. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 6
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49 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

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  2. Cl. PanicMarch 30, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    Yo, head rabbitress ... the link in the scroller still goes to the prior questions...

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  3. Man from U.N.C.L.E.March 30, 2008 at 12:26 PM

    Well that's crap!

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  4. Cl. PanicMarch 30, 2008 at 12:29 PM

    That's somewhat uncharacteristic of you ... what kind of torture did your captors subject you to?

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  5. Nonny NuMarch 30, 2008 at 3:26 PM

    Airport Stalker is correct! Welcome to TWoNN!

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  6. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    to cl. panic: excuse me...
    to mfuncle: beg your pardon...
    to airport stalker: right this way, please...

    blow on the die, please. thank you. #63 up and away...

    6

    nicely done! along with your roll comes two complimentary tickets to tonight's stage opening of 'predator 2' -a los gatos jr. high production

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  7. Cl. PanicMarch 30, 2008 at 4:06 PM

    "you could writhe and wriggle, your hands loosely tied between two poles, 'for the winner,' but that's entirely up to you, stillman."

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  8. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 6:24 PM

    where do bees hang out: "hive!"
    what's rev. dr. valentine put out: "jive!"
    cl. panic on vacation likes to: "dive!"
    obviously i just rolled a ... "four!

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  9. staceyMarch 30, 2008 at 8:39 PM

    Sushi has denigrated new/Nu kitties many times, it's got to be one of these

    1. be as witty, hilarious, and judgmental (in a cute way)

    2. care for you two the way I do.

    3. doesn't speak English and can't tell time

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  10. Nonny NuMarch 30, 2008 at 8:42 PM

    VERY GOOD, STILLMAN!!! It's #3--can't speak English and can't tell time!

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  11. staceyMarch 30, 2008 at 8:49 PM

    Thank you sensei.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 30, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Three is a magic number,
    Yes it is, it's a magic number.
    Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity
    You get three as a magic number.

    The past and the present and the future.
    Faith and Hope and Charity,
    The heart and the brain and the body
    Give you three as a magic number.

    It takes three legs to make a tri-pod
    Or to make a table stand.
    It takes three wheels to make a ve-hicle
    Called a tricycle.

    Every triangle has three corners,
    Every triangle has three sides,
    No more, no less.
    You don't have to guess.
    When it's three you can see
    It's a magic number.

    A man and a woman had a little baby,
    Yes, they did.
    They had three in the family,
    And that's a magic number.*

    *bob dorough

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    o/`A man and a woman had a little baby.
    Yes, they did.
    They had three in the family.
    That's a magic number.)    o/`


    'night sush

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  13. Nonny NuMarch 30, 2008 at 11:45 PM

    Goodnight, little kitty cat.

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  14. Sushi CatMarch 30, 2008 at 11:54 PM

    *pokes head around credenza*

    Time for bed, mom and dad. Last one upstairs is a rotten egg! MROOOOWWWW!!!

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  15. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 11:45 AM

    Man from UNCLE cannot get Maggi in the midwest grocery stores.

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  16. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    MFU

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  17. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 11:48 AM

    Man from U.N.C.L.E. is correct!

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  18. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 12:39 PM

    #66

    Rollin', rollin', rollin'
    Though the streams are swollen
    Keep them dogies rollin'
    Rawhide!

    [whipcrack!] ... 5

    Don't try to understand 'em
    Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
    Soon we'll be living high and wide.

    ~ ~ ~

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  19. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:21 PM

    The teddy bear co

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  20. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    Build a Bear

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  21. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    that's what I was referring to!

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  22. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 1:25 PM

    I need the exact name of this evil company, please.

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  23. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 1:26 PM

    that's what I was referring to!
    Then you are both incorrect!

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  24. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:26 PM

    Suuuuuure you were.

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  25. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:28 PM

    The Beach Bear & Co.

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  26. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    And I think they pay the females even less!

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  27. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 1:31 PM

    "The Beach Bear & Co." is correct.

    Dang, I just now posted the question...

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  28. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:35 PM

    they pay the females even less!

    yes, but the attention they receive from us guys certainly makes up for the pay difference. i mean, i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day. who's with me!

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  29. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day
    Then why do you shoo me away when I do that, b?

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  30. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:37 PM

    a reference from memory to the store that sells teddy bears is insufficient? You require the actual name of the store? Sheesh.

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  31. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    no b here...only mr. man.

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  32. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:39 PM

    i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day. who's with me!

    This from the first named partner of Nu, Nu & Nu. Watch out ladies. Nu #1 may tie you up to writhe and wriggle between two warring legal adversaries.

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  33. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:42 PM

    Nu #1 may tie you up to writhe and wriggle

    loosely! loosely! (and don't act as though you didn't like it. it only cheapens you.)

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  34. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:46 PM

    #67 rokie dokie...

    5

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  35. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:48 PM

    butterfly gang bang?

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  36. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 1:51 PM

    Butterfly gang bang is correct!!

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  37. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    now i've heard everything.

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  38. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:55 PM

    I'm tickled that it is the first result when one googles "nonny nu gang bang."

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  39. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 1:57 PM

    Mr. Nonny Nu said...
    now i've heard everything.

    See what you miss when you skip hiking?

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  40. Cl. PanicMarch 31, 2008 at 2:03 PM

    Is play closed? Can we eat cake?

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  41. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    rubbernecking at #68, snakeye's fangs involuntarily let loose the die...

    6

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  42. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 2:29 PM

    See what you miss when you skip hiking?

    oh yeah? well, you know...i can...there's plenty of stuff...i don't have to...wh-you should see me and my friends, we have great fun, lot's of fun. we don't have to hike. call 'em. yeah? fine then, go ahead, here--give it back! gimme back the damned phone!

    *glares at stillman*

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  43. staceyMarch 31, 2008 at 2:32 PM

    Mr. NN, that's ok, you can order your butterfly smut on-demand but you'll have to pay for it.

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  44. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    but you'll have to pay for it.

    well, how much are we talking here?

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  45. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 2:44 PM

    settle down, snake, i have this one.

    now, exactly how much are we talking here?

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  46. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    Yay!!! Mr. Nonny Nu finally italicized!!! Good job! You get 6 points for that one!

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  47. Nonny NuMarch 31, 2008 at 4:21 PM

    And I think they pay the females even less!
    Just look at the sleeveless shirt and super short skirt she is made to wear. I can only imagine what these slave masters force her to do after hours.

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  48. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    I can only imagine what these slave masters force her to do after hours.

    I'm coming up with some ideas myself...

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  49. AnonymousMarch 31, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    I'm coming up with some ideas myself...

    o/` hear him whip the women just around midnight! o/`

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