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Questions and Answers
Question 75: What is the only plant grown and eaten by Nonny Nu?
Answer: What are radishes or their leaves? (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 76: Who lost over 10 pounds without doing anything on a fancy schmancy diet?
Answer: Didn't MFU when he was sick as a dog? (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1
Question 77: What is located across the street from the Nu residence?
Answer: Is that a vacant lot? (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 3
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ReplyDeleteWhat should we do with statements (as opposed to questions) today?
ReplyDeleteWhat are radishes or their leaves?
ReplyDeleteWhat should we do with statements (as opposed to questions) today?
ReplyDeleteShall we coat them with frosting and eat them?
After your rephrasing, how could I refuse to declare your answer correct?
ReplyDeleteWhy in the hell did NN start a new TWoNNCoTY thread, and how embarrassed am I that I answered this question in the TWoNNCoty Questions XIII blog entry?
ReplyDeleteAre you doing this to piss me off?
ReplyDeleteHow could you say that to me? Don't you think that there were way too many comments already in the XIII thread? Or, would you rather me let the comments run to 500 before starting a fresh thread?
ReplyDeleteAre you doing this to piss me off?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she only do that to women?
How can MFU expect to get a raise when he can't follow simple instructions? (D'oh!?) (just kidding?)
ReplyDeleteOr, would you rather me let the comments run to 500 before starting a fresh thread?
ReplyDeleteIs that a challenge?
Didn't MFU when he was sick as a dog?
ReplyDeleteAre you guys testing me? Don't you remember making Snakeye cry last night?
ReplyDeleteMan from U.N.C.L.E., how could you not have answered Question #76 correctly the way Cl. Panic just did?
ReplyDeleteDon't you remember making Snakeye cry last night?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Bobby Peru take him out for an uplifting experience?
Isn't this the correct answer?
ReplyDeleteMan from U.N.C.L.E. said...
Is the answer to the most recent TWoNNCotY Question about eating plants, radishes?
April 3, 2008 11:19 AM ?
Would you be surprised to know that I followed the directions in your "How This WOrks Link" and clicked TWoNN Questions XIII to answer the marquee question?
Didn't Bobby Peru take him out for an uplifting experience?
ReplyDeleteDon't Snakeye's tastes run above $50?
Would you be surprised to know that I followed the directions in your "How This WOrks Link" and clicked TWoNN Questions XIII to answer the marquee question?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you click on the link in the marquee?
Don't Snakeye's tastes run above $50?
If you were a snake with an infection in your one eye, wouldn't you take what you can get?
P.S. Did you guys know that the rules don't require you to post the answer in the correct thread?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Did you guys know that the rules don't require you to post the answer in the correct thread?
ReplyDeleteAren't you asking for chaos?
Would that chaos be enough to warp the space time continuum?
Would it warp to the extent that 11:19 AM fall earlier in time than 11:11 AM?
P.S. Did you guys know that the rules don't require you to post the answer in the correct thread?
ReplyDeleteDoesn't it not matter what the rules omit, since you will devise an arbitrary rule to fill the void when the rule's ambiguity becomes relevant?
Are you guys aware that this is just a game?
ReplyDeleteIsn't NN the one who's talking about scents turning corners? Would warping the space time continuum be that much of a stretch of her twisted imagination?
ReplyDeleteWhat could be more twisted than the scoring-via-dice-roll provision?
ReplyDeleteWhere's the next TWoNNCotY Question? Why don't you just start a new blog XV entry for it to screw me further now that I'm looking for XIV?
ReplyDeleteWhat could be more twisted than the scoring-via-dice-roll provision?
ReplyDeleteDo I smell a snakeye coup gathering momentum?
Why don't you just ... screw me further
ReplyDeleteAre you into rabbits?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he interested in other Men from U.N.C.L.E.?
ReplyDeleteIs that a vacant lot?
ReplyDeleteWhat the Hell happened to the question about "across the street from the Nu Residence?
ReplyDeleteWill photographic evidence be acceptable?
Like this?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_9XwJtyznNGo/R4GaiSSFFhI/AAAAAAAACMg/V1oli3I00nA/s1600-h/My+Trusty+Assistant.jpg
Is that a vacant lot?
ReplyDeleteWhat else would I call it? Can you believe that, with that correct answer, play is closed for today?
Why am I so damn slow?
ReplyDeleteHow can I express how bad I feel for Man from U.N.C.L.E. today?
ReplyDeleteCan I send you a tub of frosting?
Will Nu, Nu,& Nu LLP be upgrading my computer any time soon?
ReplyDeleteWhich lady once told me that it's not how new it is. but how you use it?
ReplyDeleteWhy am I so damn slow?
ReplyDeleteNow do you guys see why I love this guy?
Man from U.N.C.L.E., why didn't you heed Stillman's advice to you to just blurt out the answer instead of taking time to link?? Can it be doubted that I hope you get a huge roll for your bonus question within a question?
Is that a vacant lot?
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is this even referring to? Why doesn't my browser show new questions today even when I refresh? Has TWoNN question day caused my browser to revolt?
Are you using a female browser, Stillman?
ReplyDeleteNonny Nu said...
ReplyDeleteAre you using a female browser, Stillman?
April 3, 2008 12:16 PM
Given your discriminatory practices, the answer is fairly apparent, wouldn't you say?
Nonny Nu said...
ReplyDeleteAre you using a female browser, Stillman?
Does everyone know that NN traced my work computer's IP address and when it accesses her blog? Didn't everyone witness her pinko-commie censorship yesterday? Is it so far fetched that she would disable my access in some manner to advance her man-support and nepotism?
Cl. Panic said...
ReplyDeleteHow can I express how bad I feel for Man from U.N.C.L.E. today?
Can I send you a tub of frosting?
April 3, 2008 12:07 PM
Is it any wonder that I question whether or not there is a Higher Being when I cannot have sweets?
If I were trying to up my condiment status, wouldn't I have included a fish picture?
ReplyDeleteAre you calling Alex a cold fish?
Did I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
ReplyDeleteDid I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't MF Uncle enjoy being pulled by you?
[rev. dr. driving slowly thru the streets]: you see him?
ReplyDelete[passenger]: 'is that him?' (points down an alley)
[rev. dr.]: snakeye, is that you? what the hell happened, who did this to you?
[snakeye]: am, am i in heaven?
[rev. dr.]: does this look like heaven? (to passenger) hurry, where's the nearest clinic?
~ ~ ~
could this be the end for snakeye?
what exactly happened to him?
do any of you even really care?
Oh, what has happened to poor Snakeye?? Which clinic was he taken to, and how do we send a card and flowers?
ReplyDeleteCl. Panic said...
ReplyDeleteDid I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
April 3, 2008 12:43 PM
stillman peru said...
Did I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?
Wouldn't MF Uncle enjoy being pulled by you?
April 3, 2008 1:06 PM
Was that what I felt?
Was that what I felt?
ReplyDeleteit depends, is your vision cloudy?
What's the difference between 'cloudy' and 'blurred'?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between 'cloudy' and 'blurred'?
ReplyDeleteI think the former evidences good aim and the latter evidences use of viagra?
What's the difference between 'cloudy' and 'blurred'?
ReplyDelete... and your question indicates you'd make a pretty good patent litigator (as well as your repeated daily blog monitoring)?
Is blog monitoring a pre-req?
ReplyDeleteNonny Nu said...
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny? A lot of people I've met online refuse to believe that I am an attorney because of all the stuff I do online. They always wonder how I have all that time. Do you guys have the same problem?
April 2, 2008 7:17 PM
you may not have caught this from yesterday's torrent of posts?
(phone rings)
ReplyDeleteyes? you don't say? you don't say? you don't say?
~ ~ ~
(what, you thought there was more?)
Was that the clinic? How's Snakeye?
ReplyDeleteemphysema?
ReplyDeletehigh blood pressure?
urinary problems?
itching?
scratching?
burning?
diabetes?
scaling?
dripping?
lady, does it look like we have time for this? what's with all the questions?
'does he have insurance?'
how the hell should i know? where's a doctor?
- - -
'does this hurt?' 'how about now?' 'and now?'
what's wrong with him, doc?
'can't you see i'm working here? see that visitor's area? what do you think it's for, huh?'
- - -
'doesn't look good, does it, rev.?'
i'm not that kind of doctor now am i?
~ ~ ~
tell me the truth, doc, am i dying?
ReplyDelete'who isn't?'
well, what's wrong with me?
'nurse? anymore of those b-12 shots laying around?'
is this gonna sting?
'thought it wouldln't?'
- - -
hey, what's up?
'snakeye?'
who else? did i wake you up?
'you think i'd fall asleep knowing you're in pain in the other room?'
you really want me to answer that? how far are we from polk?
~ ~ ~
fire you? don't you know we all love ya, don't you know how worried we were? no? who do you...oh, her? don't you think it's best for you to face that issue yourself? well, when are you coming back? when? are you sure you're well enough? you still have it on you? well, i guess we'll see won't we?
ReplyDelete~ ~ ~
here, is this what you all wanted? it's all you care about isn't it? isn't it? ...
ReplyDelete3
5
(|)
3
4
satisfied?
~ ~ ~
Which roll goes with which awardee?
ReplyDeleteSnakeye, have you met my proctologist?
ReplyDeleteSnakeye, have you met my proctologist?
ReplyDeleteWhich roll goes with which awardee?
ReplyDeleteAre you happy with your 3, or would you rather take the 1 for your shamelesness and in light of me pulling you earlier?
3, shouldn't this go to Cl. Panic's bonus question from yesterday?
ReplyDelete5, shouldn't this go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 75?
(|), shouldn't this definitely go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 76?
3, shouldn't this go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 77?
4, why wouldn't this go to Man from U.N.C.L.E. for posing his bonus question within a question from today?
If Snakeye hadn't been nursing his wounds, wouldn't the rolls have fallen chronologically:
ReplyDelete3 = yesterday's bonus;
5 = 11:12 AM answer by CP;
1 = 11:28 AM answer by CP;
3 = 11:47 AM question^2 by MFU;
4 = 12:03 PM answer by CP ?
But shouldn't the bossrabbit do as she sees fit? Does it really matter since neither outcome will successfully oppress a female?
(|), shouldn't this definitely go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 76?
ReplyDeleteWho would turn down such a lucky roll from Snakeye?
Are you seriously haggling over one measly point, Cl. Panic? But, if memory serves me correctly, didn't you answer Question 77 (at 12:03pm) earlier than I declared Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question within a question to be awardable (at 12:04pm)? And, if your rejoinder is that Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question within a question was posted at 12:01pm before your answer to Question 77, then may I point out that your answer immediately entitled you to points, whereas Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question within a question wasn't entitled to points until I declared it a bonus, after you answered Question 77?
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't make sense any other way, would it?
ReplyDeleteAre you seriously haggling over one measly point, Cl. Panic?
ReplyDelete¿Que?
What part of I don't care and I previously tried to give points to MFU don't you understand?
(Borrowing from cookie again) Why so testy?
ReplyDeleteAre you seriously haggling over one measly point, Cl. Panic?
ReplyDeleteIs NN actually giving a male shit?
Shouldn't an answer become awardable as of the time NN indicates that it is correct?
Why so testy?
ReplyDeleteIs it the frosting that's giving me gas?
Is it the frosting that's giving me gas?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think the frosting now resembles a dead horse sprinkled with fish, er orange, zest?
Does anyone else think the frosting now resembles a dead horse sprinkled with fish, er orange, zest?
ReplyDeleteI ate it with my eyes closed, but is that just a hint of omega-3 flavoring, Cl. Panic?
A chef does not oft reveal his secrets, no?
ReplyDeleteA chef does not oft reveal his secrets
ReplyDeleteBut what about you?
Did you guys know that Cl. Panic will not be able to play TWoNNCotY tomorrow morning?
ReplyDeleteDon't we know that now? Can we PLAY ON!?
ReplyDeleteWill you be up tonight at 3am?
ReplyDeleteoh right, because you're still catering to MFU?
ReplyDelete