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Questions and Answers
Question 98: Apart from foreseeable problems associated with nutrition, personal hygiene and safety, what alternate occupation appeared interesting to Nonny Nu?
Answer: Hobo. (credit: sluggy)
Points: 5
Question 99: Whose head almost exploded on Halloween?
Answer: Augustus Pablo's. (credit: sluggy)
Points: 1
Question 100: From whom were these candies stolen?
Answer: Willy Wonka. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 101: Where did Nonny Nu buy her latest watch?
Answer: eBay. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4
Question 102: What machine did Ca Loc buy for Nonny Nu?
Answer: Samachine. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1
Question 103: What got stuck in Freelance Midget's head?
Answer: Bee stinger. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 3
Question 104: In what city is this located?
Answer: Brooklyn. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 2
Question 105: Which actor received a special shout out from Nonny Nu when he tried to kill himself?
Answer: Owen Wilson. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 106: When does Mr. Nonny Nu start imbibing each night? (Answer requires a link.)
Answer: 7pm PST. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4
Question 107: According to Mr. Nonny Nu, what line can’t girls physiologically reject?
Answer: "hey, good-lookin', i'll be back to pick you up later!" (credit: Gamma Guy)
Points: 2
Question 108: What does Nonny Nu hang on the back of her office door? (Must provide photographic proof.)
Answer: Hanger (among other things). (credit: sluggy)
Points: 2
Question 109: What ailed Kash and Skillet last year?
Answer: Ringworm. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 2
Question 110: If this were a glass slipper, what animal is Cinderella?
Answer: A horse. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1
FINAL QUESTION: Not counting Nonny Nu, who was the first person to post a comment on TWoNN?
Answer: Mr. Nonny Nu as terence olivier. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 6
PLAY IS CLOSED.
hobo!
ReplyDeleteBeing a get rich quick flyer scam artist?
ReplyDeleteo/` You hobo humpin' slobo babe
ReplyDeleteGet it off, get off, get off of me! o/`
[thinks] now what the hell was that?
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A: Fluffer
ReplyDeleteoh-hoho! good reverend doctor, that was only my nephew pushing his 10"s. see his new carriage!
ReplyDelete~ ~ ~
Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...
ReplyDeleteA: Fluffer
Good one! Although that seems a potentially nutritious activity.
*sits back, ready to watch NN rumble*
A: Fluffer
ReplyDeleteHa! I was so going to answer that, but I was 'fraid I'd have to explain what it meant the next time NN walked to the water cooler.
A: Sales associate at Starbuck's
ReplyDeletedudes, it's hobo.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone decides to become a hobo, please keep us in the loop. Note that there is a version of this "How To" that specifically instructs on how to become a hobo with a web-based income. Wow. I don't know. Apart from the "where will you shower," "what will you eat," and "how will you defend yourself" issues, this sound pretty nifty. Am I crazy?
Don't be so sure.
ReplyDeleteThe thought of working only a day or two a week doesn't seem so bad, and it's not like anyone would ever even know your career choice since you're not on screen. Of course, there are those pesky diseases to worry about, perhaps knee or elbow problems, and you can never guarantee your coworkers won't have that not so fresh feeling. Anyone know what the catering is like?
Sluggy, props to you for finding that. I don't even remember that blog entry EVER and haven't come across it in my searches in the one-month long TWoNNCotY competiton.
ReplyDeleteThanks MFU.
ReplyDeleteThanks Panic, I'm waiting to be escorted out of the building after googling "fluffer" and "pesky diseases" at work.
ReplyDeleteI don't even remember that blog entry EVER
ReplyDeleteI'm in the same boat, but it dates back to the dark days.
sluggy is correct!
ReplyDeletePeople, how would a fluffer, get rich quick flyer scam artist, or Starbucks sales associate encounter personal hygiene or security problems? Well, okay, I can see how the Starbucks sales associates would encounter the personal security problems...
As to the get rich quick scam artists, tell me that you'd be satisfied with your safety, personal hygiene and safety when you're in jail.
ReplyDeleteAs to the fluffer, I was afraid I would have to explain ...
nonny nu's!
ReplyDeleteIf you see me with steam coming out of my ears today, don't mind me.
oh-hoho! good reverend doctor, that was only my nephew pushing his 10"s. see his new carriage!
ReplyDeleteKing Friday, what is your nephew's name?
augustus pablo!
ReplyDeleteAugustus Pablo said...
ReplyDeleteMy head almost exploded today. Did I mention I only got 3 hours of sleep last night? Sorry, I don't mean to make this about me. I feel your pain.
October 31, 2007 6:45 PM
Correct.
ReplyDeleteWonka!
ReplyDelete98, 99, 100 ...
ReplyDelete5, (|), 5
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that is all.
ebay
ReplyDeleteAt least assuming that your latest watch was purchased in August...
ReplyDeleteCorrect.
ReplyDeleteWell, then I think you've earned a new watch!
ReplyDeleteA samachine?
ReplyDeletehttp://nonnynu.blogspot.com/2007/04/why-we-had-taco-smell-for-dinner.html
'Cause we know she didn't buy you the Nespresso!
ReplyDeleteSamachine is correct!
ReplyDeleteOkay, it's time to go to bread. Good night. (I promise no questions till tomorrow.)
A bee stinger.
ReplyDeleteCorrect.
ReplyDeleteNew York?
ReplyDeleteThe Bronx, I believe, is a more specific answer.
ReplyDeleteCrap, that I what I guessed during the original TWoNN guessing game. The correct answer is Brooklyn. But isn't that still part of NYC?
ReplyDeleteOwen Wilson
ReplyDelete101, 102, 103, 104, 105 ...
ReplyDelete4, (|), 3, 2, 5
[curtsies]
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Question 106: When does Mr. Nonny Nu start imbibing each night? (Answer requires a link.)
ReplyDeleteI vaguely remember I told him to lay off the booze once and he may have responded with the answer to this question.
I cede the CotY to Cl. Panic. No way I can take him down before the end tomorrow.
Cpl. Conniption enjoys some wineevery night around 7.
ReplyDeleteI cede the CotY to Cl. Panic. No way I can take him down before the end tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteImpostor!
Impostor!
ReplyDeleteNo, you've just broken my spirit.
No, you've just broken my spirit.
ReplyDeleteAwww. And to think that I awoke in a cold sweat thinking that you'd posted 24 times to try and beat me to Maggi status...
Hm. Do you think I get a roll for achieving KETCHUP status?
ReplyDeleteWithout an iPhone and unable to figure out how to be alerted each time there's a new post, I can no longer keep up. I continue to be limited to times I'm physically in front of the computer hitting 'refresh.'
Cl. Panic said... to think that I awoke in a cold sweat thinking that you'd ... .
ReplyDeleteNice to know you think of me first thing, and sweaty to boot! :)
You know, the iPhone is really of no use in keeping up with TWoNN (aside from a flutter of emails reflecting comments to a post that's been subscribed to via blogger).
ReplyDeleteTWoNN has so many scrolling banners, credits, lists, etc. that the EDGE network is absolutely crap. A post from the phone was a very rare occasion, checking for posts downright painful.
"Waaah!! I have an iPhone!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!"
ReplyDelete"hey, good-lookin', i'll be back to pick you up later!"
ReplyDeleteNicely done, Gamma Guy!
ReplyDeleteNonny Nu said...
ReplyDelete"Waaah!! I have an iPhone!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!"
Actually, I think it was a compliment that your content overwhelmed and rendered even the amazing iPhone useless.
a hanger.
ReplyDeletehttp://bp1.blogger.com/_9XwJtyznNGo/RmdwKZI337I/AAAAAAAAAtM/2_OPrVQR7kQ/s1600-h/Notice+Anything+Different.jpg
There's supposed to be a Nu Nu & Nu LLP sweatshirt and a piece of safety gear on there. Here.
ReplyDeleteOkay, trying that again. Here.
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ReplyDeletesluggy and Cl. Panic are both correct, but sluggy answered first.
ReplyDeleteHey Man from U.N.C.L.E. - there's no reason to retract answers :) You never know when the rabbit will divvy up the points. It'd be fun to end the game with a .3333333333333 trailing one's score!
ReplyDeleteWhich answer was on your pre-written question sheet, you wascally wabbit?
ReplyDeleteHanger, sweater, or orange vest.
ReplyDeleteI know you're impartial to the vest.
ReplyDeleteThe vest is for special occasions (i.e., for when I want to embarrass myself and/or others).
ReplyDeleteLast day of the competition, folks!
ReplyDelete109: Ringworm.
ReplyDeleteCinderella is a horse.
ReplyDeleteHow rude!
ReplyDeleteCorrect.
Final Answer:
ReplyDeleteMr. Nonny Nu as terrence olivier.
Correct!
ReplyDeleteCompetition is now complete.
Where's my 1,000 point bonus question? NN remember you said you'd give me that? Rememebr that I was the least complain-y
ReplyDeleteMan from U.N.C.L.E.: She replaced that with the 1,000 point "biggest gift basket" bonus question!
ReplyDeleteCongtrats to Cl. Panic for a hard earned victory.
ReplyDeletethe 1,000 point "biggest gift basket" bonus question!
ReplyDeleteInformation indicating that NN is bribeable is available on the blog.
But only in favor of males. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteBut only in favor of males. Sorry!
ReplyDeleteThis is true.
When will the TWoNNCotY Trophy Presentation Ceremony happen? Will there be ribbons or sashes for the first runner-up and second runner-up? This Man from U.N.C.L.E. loves him some sashes.
ReplyDeleteMFU, you should ask for a gallon of maggi sauce as your prize. she has two.
ReplyDelete