Our friendly rabbit isn't usually one to brag. But over a Nu, Nu & Nu, LLP, she was recently promoted to Grand Moff of Sector Group Delta. Along with the distinction comes the promise of long hours and Cup-O-Noodle feasts.
To recognize her achievement, and since she'll be in need of companionship, I intend to present her with this gift on Wednesday at noon (GMT-8).
But since everything on TWoNN requires a twist ... the TWoNN community is eligible to steal the package (white elephant style) by guessing its contents (in the comments) before Wednesday.
食粥食飯睇你.
Is it a polar bear sock puppet??
ReplyDeletebtw, CONGRATULATIONS FOR REACHING MAGGI STATUS!!!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I should set the comments temporarily to require my approval before posting.
ReplyDeleteMwahahahhahahahahaaa....
I'm sorry, polar bear sock puppet is incorrect.
ReplyDeleteI shutter to imagine what sort of "games" one would play with such a "toy."
is it...
ReplyDeleteZetan's Book of Enlightenment?
~ ~ ~
Does the item make noises?
ReplyDeleteis it...
ReplyDeleterabbit footed "chief" headdress?
~ ~ ~
is it...
ReplyDeletehomemade bear claws?
~ ~ ~
is it...
ReplyDelete"bearfoot" slippers?
~ ~ ~
I believe that Zetan's Book of Enlightenment is slightly larger than the package shown.
ReplyDeleteDoes the item make noises?
ReplyDeleteIf a polar bear farts in the arctic, but nobody is there to hear it, does it make a noise?
is it...
ReplyDeletea companion guidebook?
~ ~ ~
rabbit footed "chief" headdress? is incorrect.
ReplyDeleteBut tempting. Though she'd never wear it. She never wore her hall monitor vest.
And now that she's all Doobied out...
hmm... curiouser and curiouser...
ReplyDelete~ ~ ~
She never wore her hall monitor vest.
ReplyDeleteNot true (i.e., false). I wore (and will wear) the vest whenever a child is brought to the office and I am in the mood to terrorize it.
Really? A severed bear's foot?
ReplyDeleteMight as well give her a rabbit's foot for good luck.
Sicko.
a companion guidebook?
ReplyDeleteNo.
C'mon this this thing is barely the size of a standard stick-on bow, people.
is it...
ReplyDeleterabbit/bear pez dispenser (w/refills)?
~ ~ ~
rabbit/bear pez dispenser (w/refills)?
ReplyDeleteYou're on the right track size-wise...
Hint: It's battery powered.
is it...
ReplyDeletemr. microphone?
light saber?
stun gun?
~ ~ ~
is it...
ReplyDeletevoice recorder?
i pod?
an official apple product?
~ ~ ~
is it...
ReplyDeletenonnynu's nunano?
~ ~ ~
Hm.
ReplyDeleteIs it a bear bobble head doll?
OMG OMG!!!
ReplyDeleteIs it a HOT PLATE FOR MY OFFICE????
If it isn't, then that's what you should've gotten.
ReplyDeleteyeah, princess, it's a hand-sized, battery-operated hot plate.
ReplyDeletethat's what you should'a got, cl. panic.
sheesh.
~ ~ ~
yeah, princess, it's a hand-sized, battery-operated hot plate.
ReplyDeleteOh how I wish I could declare this the winner. I'll come up with some sort of prize for you, Mr. NN.
Say hello to my little friend. (You might have to wait a moment for the video to process.)
ReplyDeletethat shit is downright funny.
ReplyDelete~ ~ ~
(i gotta see that again!)
I knew that there was going to be a fish ghost haunting the hallways of Nu Nu Nu LLP, but now it has a homunculus to possess.
ReplyDeletescary
Hey, Willy Wonka!!
ReplyDelete*waves*
I shutter to imagine what sort of "games" one would play with such a "toy."
ReplyDeleteimagine what the sock puppet thinks.
~ ~ ~
I believe it is a mask with bunny earwarmers for those late night hours.
ReplyDeleteand I worked with a natural color palette vintage wedding dresses of nude, rusty orange and moss green. Seeing as thought this v-neck wedding dresses was a destination shower, I had to limit my decor wedding party dresses
ReplyDelete