Where should we go?

As you all know, MonkeyPig is going to visit HQ soon, and I'm going to take her to a dinner of authentic Chinese deliciousness. Where to go? I'm depending on you guys and your search skills and indepth analyses.

Here are the choices (vote below):
Mayflower
Lichee Garden
Empress of China

People, note that we are going for D-I-N-N-E-R, not dim sum. Also, I don't want to go to a place where a bunch of Americans say, "Oh! The Sweet and Sour Pork was so good!" NO. Nyet. Nein. Nuh-uh.

[Cantonese]
Thoh jeh gawp sing wei lah.
[/Cantonese]

I want a place that has grossed people out. A review like the following is a good sign:




Vote accordingly.