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Questions and Answers
Question 47: How did Nonny Nu pay for her stay at Mr. Nonny Nu’s establishments?
Answer: By Rick-rolling Mr. Nonny Nu. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1
Question 48: What colors was the ceramic dish that was originally used to feed the Backyard Petting Zoo?
Answer: Light blue with black. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 49: Which conductor was Kash recently photographed with?
Answer: Leonard Bernstein. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4
Question 47 has been objected to for vagueness.
ReplyDeleteHint: Mr. Nonny Nu's "establishments" have to do with board games.
Well, the answer to this question.... is that NN paid for her stays at Mr. NN's establishments via a YouTube video blocked by the Nu Nu and NU filters.
ReplyDeleteThough through some hacking and side stepping ... Mr. NN was Rick Rolled in return for her occupancy of his establishments.
That is correct.
ReplyDeleteP.S. This is what happens to establishments that don't take American Express.
Okay, these questions are getting HARD.
ReplyDeleteBut... without the hint I was having trouble coming up with PC answers to the original question.
That's funny because, when I told Mr. Nonny Nu about this question, he said that Bobby Peru would have something to say about it.
ReplyDeleteI like the perm by the way ... but I wouldn't have known it was a perm had I not known ahead of time. The curls are gentle.
ReplyDeleteThank you, I am happy that you like it. It was quite an ordeal.
ReplyDelete"I was having trouble coming up with PC answers"
ReplyDeletewe don't much care for those type of answers around here. like a woman's perspective, pc talk surfaces like butter only to reveal its rancidness upon the slightest scratch.
if 'shit!' needs exclaiming, there's no reason to go around saying, 'i'm not having the nicest of days, oh, dearie.' you see how the latter serves only to confuse.
now, i know that some of you broads won't like this, and that's okay; it's in your d.n.a. to complain. but around here we talk straight, so straighten up!
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question #47 roll...
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Okay, another hard question it seems.
ReplyDeleteBack inJan 06, the ceramic bowl was light blue with white and black or gray; before that it appears to have been a blue plastic double bowl. I think the possums came later, and they had the white bowl with blue or black paw prints?
So I guess "original" ceramic is the light blue one?
Wow! What a thorough search of the BYPZ paraphernalia you've done, Cl. Panic! I forgot about that blue ceramic one (I was thinking of the more recent black and white one that had to be replaced with the metal bowl because of the rowdy opossum). But, you are correct, the blue ceramic with black paint is correct. It, too, was demolished by (I suspect) the opossum.
ReplyDeletequestion #48 roll...
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if you mean guitar player, that's Mr. NN.
ReplyDeleteif you mean a piece o metal, I can't help you.
back to the grind.
Hahaha!! The person I'm thinking of is an actual person and not a piece of metal!
ReplyDeleteHint: The conductor passed away in 1990, so Kash and the conductor were never really physically in the same place at the same time.
ReplyDeleteLeonard Bernstein in GQ
ReplyDeleteHere for Stillman who'll accuse me of cheating.
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ReplyDeleteAnd I am ashamed, NN, that Kash would endorse smoking like that.
ReplyDeleteAh, correct again, Cl. Panic.
ReplyDeleteKash has always been a stylish boy. He is partial to Dunhill.
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Taking advantage of Stillman's and Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s busy work day, Cl. Panic sweeps and comes within a die roll of Stillman's lead.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, given Snakeye's performance, I'm more like 3 rolls away from the lead.
And, PLEASE, let's not attribute the sweep to Stillman's busy work day... it's the frigging hard questions.
"And, PLEASE, let's not attribute the sweep to Stillman's busy work day... it's the frigging hard questions."
ReplyDeleteAh, little Panic's picking a wee fight. Let's watch the cooking "retreat" video... we observe Panic's hand cameo with his delicate bone structure and slightly effem pan manipulations. I'm pretty sure I can take 'im with one "sweep," as it were, of the bum leg.
will someone please teach me how to make bolds and links and stuff? I feel lame and un-HTML'y. :(
ReplyDeletewill someone please teach me how to make bolds and links and stuff? I feel lame and un-HTML'y. :(
ReplyDeleteSorry champ, you've got to be an IP attorney to do all that fancy stuff.
Um... Yeah. Good point.
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ReplyDeleteBut I see that you've figured out how to change your photo all the time...
ReplyDeleteSo here's my little olive branch... in the comments you're limited in your htmling. You can pretty much have bold, italics and links.
ReplyDeleteTo bold something type <b> The text you want bolded, then </b>. For italics switch the b to i.
Behave and you can learn how to link tomorrow.
It's one of my few skills.
ReplyDeleteYou know, Panic, she's just going to accuse you have having effem gestures when you extend the olive branch.
ReplyDeleteSo here's my little olive branch... Behave and you can learn how to link tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteSigh... Panic only wuvs me when I'm beaten down. I'll take it.
You might not want Booby Peru to see your latest photo. Imagine what he might say.
ReplyDeleteNothing I wasn't already thinking at the time. ;)
ReplyDeletePanic, are you an impostor or drunk? You're not usually so risque...
ReplyDeleteHa! You have no idea...
ReplyDeleteIn that case...
ReplyDeleteI think Cl. Panic may have had too much bo jai yuen. I told you guys it's not for gweilos...
ReplyDeleteHe probably passed out on his LR floor mid-wii.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you could post some questions while Panic's off nursing his hangover.
ReplyDeleteYou know, you could post some questions while Panic's off nursing his hangover.
ReplyDeletePanic has a day full of work to do; ideally the questions will be hard enough that he can sit back and wait until after his round of drinking tonight to polish off the first and only question posed...
Behave any you might learn how to bold and italicize in the same sentence!
ReplyDeleteBehave any you might learn how to bold and italicize in the same sentence!
ReplyDeleteLike that?
There's something so wrong about you telling me to behave, baby lawyer. In a hot boytoy way.
There's something so wrong about you telling me to behave, baby lawyer.
ReplyDeleteBe careful or you'll paint yourself as somone old enough to use underline instead of italics.
Ouch.
ReplyDelete// Main Function
ReplyDeleteint main()
{
// Declare variables.
thread KillMeNow;
cout << KillThread(KillMeNow);
return 0;
}
// This function kills threads.
string KillThread(thread)
{
stab(thread);
return "This thread deserved to be killed for obvious reasons.";
}
<<< Error in function compilation >>>
ReplyDeleteclass Duh
ReplyDelete{
int x;
// x = 1, if obvious
// x = 0, if not obvious
}
class Poster
{
int y;
// y = 1, if functioning properly
// y = 0, if malfunctioning
}
int main()
{
// Declare variables.
Duh Situation;
Poster The_System;
if (Situation == 1 and Poster == 0)
{
cout << "口水多過茶";
}
return 0;
}
<<< Syntax error at line 23 >>>
ReplyDeleteI have worked with the HAL 9000 and I know for a fact that it didn't provide pinpoint line numbers for bugs during compilation.
ReplyDeleteIMPOSTER!
*hushed tone*
ReplyDeleteFolks, I think what we've just seen is the foreplay ritual of the exotic Nu species, never before witnessed in captivity. Now, moving on, please keep your hands in the tram at all times.