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Monday, March 24, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions VIII

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Questions and Answers
Question 47: How did Nonny Nu pay for her stay at Mr. Nonny Nu’s establishments?
Answer: By Rick-rolling Mr. Nonny Nu. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

Question 48: What colors was the ceramic dish that was originally used to feed the Backyard Petting Zoo?
Answer: Light blue with black. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 49: Which conductor was Kash recently photographed with?
Answer: Leonard Bernstein. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4

52 comments:

Nonny Nu said...

Question 47 has been objected to for vagueness.

Hint: Mr. Nonny Nu's "establishments" have to do with board games.

Cl. Panic said...

Well, the answer to this question.... is that NN paid for her stays at Mr. NN's establishments via a YouTube video blocked by the Nu Nu and NU filters.

Though through some hacking and side stepping ... Mr. NN was Rick Rolled in return for her occupancy of his establishments.

Nonny Nu said...

That is correct.

P.S. This is what happens to establishments that don't take American Express.

Cl. Panic said...

Okay, these questions are getting HARD.

But... without the hint I was having trouble coming up with PC answers to the original question.

Nonny Nu said...

That's funny because, when I told Mr. Nonny Nu about this question, he said that Bobby Peru would have something to say about it.

Cl. Panic said...

I like the perm by the way ... but I wouldn't have known it was a perm had I not known ahead of time. The curls are gentle.

Nonny Nu said...

Thank you, I am happy that you like it. It was quite an ordeal.

Mr. Man said...

"I was having trouble coming up with PC answers"

we don't much care for those type of answers around here. like a woman's perspective, pc talk surfaces like butter only to reveal its rancidness upon the slightest scratch.

if 'shit!' needs exclaiming, there's no reason to go around saying, 'i'm not having the nicest of days, oh, dearie.' you see how the latter serves only to confuse.

now, i know that some of you broads won't like this, and that's okay; it's in your d.n.a. to complain. but around here we talk straight, so straighten up!

~ ~ ~

Snakeye said...

question #47 roll...

1

~ ~ ~

Cl. Panic said...

Okay, another hard question it seems.

Back inJan 06, the ceramic bowl was light blue with white and black or gray; before that it appears to have been a blue plastic double bowl. I think the possums came later, and they had the white bowl with blue or black paw prints?

So I guess "original" ceramic is the light blue one?

Nonny Nu said...

Wow! What a thorough search of the BYPZ paraphernalia you've done, Cl. Panic! I forgot about that blue ceramic one (I was thinking of the more recent black and white one that had to be replaced with the metal bowl because of the rowdy opossum). But, you are correct, the blue ceramic with black paint is correct. It, too, was demolished by (I suspect) the opossum.

Snakeye said...

question #48 roll...

5

~ ~ ~

stillman said...

if you mean guitar player, that's Mr. NN.

if you mean a piece o metal, I can't help you.

back to the grind.

Nonny Nu said...

Hahaha!! The person I'm thinking of is an actual person and not a piece of metal!

Nonny Nu said...

Hint: The conductor passed away in 1990, so Kash and the conductor were never really physically in the same place at the same time.

Cl. Panic said...

Leonard Bernstein in GQ

Cl. Panic said...

Here for Stillman who'll accuse me of cheating.

Cl. Panic said...
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Cl. Panic said...

And I am ashamed, NN, that Kash would endorse smoking like that.

Nonny Nu said...

Ah, correct again, Cl. Panic.

Nonny Nu said...

Kash has always been a stylish boy. He is partial to Dunhill.

Snakeye said...

question #49 roll...

4

~ ~ ~

Cl. Panic said...

Taking advantage of Stillman's and Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s busy work day, Cl. Panic sweeps and comes within a die roll of Stillman's lead.

First of all, given Snakeye's performance, I'm more like 3 rolls away from the lead.

And, PLEASE, let's not attribute the sweep to Stillman's busy work day... it's the frigging hard questions.

stillman said...

"And, PLEASE, let's not attribute the sweep to Stillman's busy work day... it's the frigging hard questions."

Ah, little Panic's picking a wee fight. Let's watch the cooking "retreat" video... we observe Panic's hand cameo with his delicate bone structure and slightly effem pan manipulations. I'm pretty sure I can take 'im with one "sweep," as it were, of the bum leg.

stillman said...

will someone please teach me how to make bolds and links and stuff? I feel lame and un-HTML'y. :(

Cl. Panic said...

will someone please teach me how to make bolds and links and stuff? I feel lame and un-HTML'y. :(

Sorry champ, you've got to be an IP attorney to do all that fancy stuff.

stillman said...

Um... Yeah. Good point.

stillman said...
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Cl. Panic said...

But I see that you've figured out how to change your photo all the time...

Cl. Panic said...

So here's my little olive branch... in the comments you're limited in your htmling. You can pretty much have bold, italics and links.

To bold something type <b> The text you want bolded, then </b>. For italics switch the b to i.

Behave and you can learn how to link tomorrow.

stillman said...

It's one of my few skills.

captain reality said...

You know, Panic, she's just going to accuse you have having effem gestures when you extend the olive branch.

stillman said...

So here's my little olive branch... Behave and you can learn how to link tomorrow.

Sigh... Panic only wuvs me when I'm beaten down. I'll take it.

Cl. Panic said...

You might not want Booby Peru to see your latest photo. Imagine what he might say.

stillman said...

Nothing I wasn't already thinking at the time. ;)

stillman said...

Panic, are you an impostor or drunk? You're not usually so risque...

Cl. Panic said...

Ha! You have no idea...

stillman said...

In that case...

Nonny Nu said...

I think Cl. Panic may have had too much bo jai yuen. I told you guys it's not for gweilos...

stillman said...

He probably passed out on his LR floor mid-wii.

stillman said...

You know, you could post some questions while Panic's off nursing his hangover.

Cl. Panic said...

You know, you could post some questions while Panic's off nursing his hangover.

Panic has a day full of work to do; ideally the questions will be hard enough that he can sit back and wait until after his round of drinking tonight to polish off the first and only question posed...

Cl. Panic said...

Behave any you might learn how to bold and italicize in the same sentence!

stillman said...

Behave any you might learn how to bold and italicize in the same sentence!

Like that?

There's something so wrong about you telling me to behave, baby lawyer. In a hot boytoy way.

Cl. Panic said...

There's something so wrong about you telling me to behave, baby lawyer.

Be careful or you'll paint yourself as somone old enough to use underline instead of italics.

stillman said...

Ouch.

Nonny Nu said...

// Main Function
int main()
{
// Declare variables.
thread KillMeNow;

cout << KillThread(KillMeNow);
return 0;
}

// This function kills threads.
string KillThread(thread)
{
stab(thread);
return "This thread deserved to be killed for obvious reasons.";
}

The System said...

<<< Error in function compilation >>>

Nonny Nu said...

class Duh
{
int x;
// x = 1, if obvious
// x = 0, if not obvious
}

class Poster
{
int y;
// y = 1, if functioning properly
// y = 0, if malfunctioning
}

int main()
{
// Declare variables.
Duh Situation;
Poster The_System;

if (Situation == 1 and Poster == 0)
{
cout << "口水多過茶";
}
return 0;
}

Hal 9000 said...

<<< Syntax error at line 23 >>>

Nonny Nu said...

I have worked with the HAL 9000 and I know for a fact that it didn't provide pinpoint line numbers for bugs during compilation.

IMPOSTER!

stillman said...

*hushed tone*
Folks, I think what we've just seen is the foreplay ritual of the exotic Nu species, never before witnessed in captivity. Now, moving on, please keep your hands in the tram at all times.