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Sunday, March 30, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions XII

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Questions and Answers
Question 63: What was Nonny Nu reading when she ate a wonton and BBQ pork soup noodle lunch?
Answer: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. (credit: Airport Stalker)
Points: 6

Question 64: What part did Mr. Nonny Nu offer Stillman in a fight between Bob and Bill?
Answer: Writhing and wriggling "for the winner," her hands tied loosely between two poles. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4

Question 65: What two things did Sushi say the Nu kitties would not know how to do?
Answer: Speak English and tell time. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 3

Question 66: Who does not have access to Maggi sauce at their local grocery store?
Answer: Man from U.N.C.L.E. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 67: What company uses forced bear labor?
Answer: The Beach Bear & Co. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 68: The sexual assault of what animal was witnessed by Nonny Nu and Stillman?
Answer: Butterfly. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 6

49 comments:

Airport Stalker said...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Cl. Panic said...

Yo, head rabbitress ... the link in the scroller still goes to the prior questions...

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Well that's crap!

Cl. Panic said...

That's somewhat uncharacteristic of you ... what kind of torture did your captors subject you to?

Nonny Nu said...

Airport Stalker is correct! Welcome to TWoNN!

Snakeye said...

to cl. panic: excuse me...
to mfuncle: beg your pardon...
to airport stalker: right this way, please...

blow on the die, please. thank you. #63 up and away...

6

nicely done! along with your roll comes two complimentary tickets to tonight's stage opening of 'predator 2' -a los gatos jr. high production

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Cl. Panic said...

"you could writhe and wriggle, your hands loosely tied between two poles, 'for the winner,' but that's entirely up to you, stillman."

Snakeye said...

where do bees hang out: "hive!"
what's rev. dr. valentine put out: "jive!"
cl. panic on vacation likes to: "dive!"
obviously i just rolled a ... "four!

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stillman said...

Sushi has denigrated new/Nu kitties many times, it's got to be one of these

1. be as witty, hilarious, and judgmental (in a cute way)

2. care for you two the way I do.

3. doesn't speak English and can't tell time

Nonny Nu said...

VERY GOOD, STILLMAN!!! It's #3--can't speak English and can't tell time!

stillman said...

Thank you sensei.

Snakeye said...

Three is a magic number,
Yes it is, it's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number.

The past and the present and the future.
Faith and Hope and Charity,
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three as a magic number.

It takes three legs to make a tri-pod
Or to make a table stand.
It takes three wheels to make a ve-hicle
Called a tricycle.

Every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides,
No more, no less.
You don't have to guess.
When it's three you can see
It's a magic number.

A man and a woman had a little baby,
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family,
And that's a magic number.*

*bob dorough

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o/`A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.)
o/`


'night sush

Nonny Nu said...

Goodnight, little kitty cat.

Sushi Cat said...

*pokes head around credenza*

Time for bed, mom and dad. Last one upstairs is a rotten egg! MROOOOWWWW!!!

cl. panic said...

Man from UNCLE cannot get Maggi in the midwest grocery stores.

stillman said...

MFU

Nonny Nu said...

Man from U.N.C.L.E. is correct!

Snakeye said...

#66

Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!

[whipcrack!] ... 5

Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide.

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stillman said...

The teddy bear co

Cl. Panic said...

Build a Bear

stillman said...

that's what I was referring to!

Nonny Nu said...

I need the exact name of this evil company, please.

Nonny Nu said...

that's what I was referring to!
Then you are both incorrect!

Cl. Panic said...

Suuuuuure you were.

Cl. Panic said...

The Beach Bear & Co.

Cl. Panic said...

And I think they pay the females even less!

Nonny Nu said...

"The Beach Bear & Co." is correct.

Dang, I just now posted the question...

Mr. Man said...

they pay the females even less!

yes, but the attention they receive from us guys certainly makes up for the pay difference. i mean, i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day. who's with me!

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Nonny Nu said...

i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day
Then why do you shoo me away when I do that, b?

stillman said...

a reference from memory to the store that sells teddy bears is insufficient? You require the actual name of the store? Sheesh.

Mr. Man said...

no b here...only mr. man.

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stillman said...

i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day. who's with me!

This from the first named partner of Nu, Nu & Nu. Watch out ladies. Nu #1 may tie you up to writhe and wriggle between two warring legal adversaries.

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

Nu #1 may tie you up to writhe and wriggle

loosely! loosely! (and don't act as though you didn't like it. it only cheapens you.)

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Snakeye said...

#67 rokie dokie...

5

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stillman said...

butterfly gang bang?

Nonny Nu said...

Butterfly gang bang is correct!!

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

now i've heard everything.

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stillman said...

I'm tickled that it is the first result when one googles "nonny nu gang bang."

stillman said...

Mr. Nonny Nu said...
now i've heard everything.


See what you miss when you skip hiking?

Cl. Panic said...

Is play closed? Can we eat cake?

Snakeye said...

rubbernecking at #68, snakeye's fangs involuntarily let loose the die...

6

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Mr. Nonny Nu said...

See what you miss when you skip hiking?

oh yeah? well, you know...i can...there's plenty of stuff...i don't have to...wh-you should see me and my friends, we have great fun, lot's of fun. we don't have to hike. call 'em. yeah? fine then, go ahead, here--give it back! gimme back the damned phone!

*glares at stillman*

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stillman said...

Mr. NN, that's ok, you can order your butterfly smut on-demand but you'll have to pay for it.

Snakeye said...

but you'll have to pay for it.

well, how much are we talking here?

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Mr. Nonny Nu said...

settle down, snake, i have this one.

now, exactly how much are we talking here?

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Nonny Nu said...

Yay!!! Mr. Nonny Nu finally italicized!!! Good job! You get 6 points for that one!

Nonny Nu said...

And I think they pay the females even less!
Just look at the sleeveless shirt and super short skirt she is made to wear. I can only imagine what these slave masters force her to do after hours.

plushie slavemaster said...

I can only imagine what these slave masters force her to do after hours.

I'm coming up with some ideas myself...

Mr. Man said...

I'm coming up with some ideas myself...

o/` hear him whip the women just around midnight! o/`

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