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Questions and Answers
Question 63: What was Nonny Nu reading when she ate a wonton and BBQ pork soup noodle lunch?
Answer: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. (credit: Airport Stalker)
Points: 6
Question 64: What part did Mr. Nonny Nu offer Stillman in a fight between Bob and Bill?
Answer: Writhing and wriggling "for the winner," her hands tied loosely between two poles. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4
Question 65: What two things did Sushi say the Nu kitties would not know how to do?
Answer: Speak English and tell time. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 3
Question 66: Who does not have access to Maggi sauce at their local grocery store?
Answer: Man from U.N.C.L.E. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 67: What company uses forced bear labor?
Answer: The Beach Bear & Co. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 68: The sexual assault of what animal was witnessed by Nonny Nu and Stillman?
Answer: Butterfly. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 6
Sunday, March 30, 2008
TWoNNCotY Competition Questions XII
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Yo, head rabbitress ... the link in the scroller still goes to the prior questions...
Well that's crap!
That's somewhat uncharacteristic of you ... what kind of torture did your captors subject you to?
Airport Stalker is correct! Welcome to TWoNN!
to cl. panic: excuse me...
to mfuncle: beg your pardon...
to airport stalker: right this way, please...
blow on the die, please. thank you. #63 up and away...
6
nicely done! along with your roll comes two complimentary tickets to tonight's stage opening of 'predator 2' -a los gatos jr. high production
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"you could writhe and wriggle, your hands loosely tied between two poles, 'for the winner,' but that's entirely up to you, stillman."
where do bees hang out: "hive!"
what's rev. dr. valentine put out: "jive!"
cl. panic on vacation likes to: "dive!"
obviously i just rolled a ... "four!
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Sushi has denigrated new/Nu kitties many times, it's got to be one of these
1. be as witty, hilarious, and judgmental (in a cute way)
2. care for you two the way I do.
3. doesn't speak English and can't tell time
VERY GOOD, STILLMAN!!! It's #3--can't speak English and can't tell time!
Thank you sensei.
Three is a magic number,
Yes it is, it's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number.
The past and the present and the future.
Faith and Hope and Charity,
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three as a magic number.
It takes three legs to make a tri-pod
Or to make a table stand.
It takes three wheels to make a ve-hicle
Called a tricycle.
Every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides,
No more, no less.
You don't have to guess.
When it's three you can see
It's a magic number.
A man and a woman had a little baby,
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family,
And that's a magic number.*
*bob dorough
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o/`A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.)o/`
'night sush
Goodnight, little kitty cat.
*pokes head around credenza*
Time for bed, mom and dad. Last one upstairs is a rotten egg! MROOOOWWWW!!!
Man from UNCLE cannot get Maggi in the midwest grocery stores.
MFU
Man from U.N.C.L.E. is correct!
#66
Rollin', rollin', rollin'
Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rawhide!
[whipcrack!] ... 5
Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw, and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
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The teddy bear co
Build a Bear
that's what I was referring to!
I need the exact name of this evil company, please.
that's what I was referring to!
Then you are both incorrect!
Suuuuuure you were.
The Beach Bear & Co.
And I think they pay the females even less!
"The Beach Bear & Co." is correct.
Dang, I just now posted the question...
they pay the females even less!
yes, but the attention they receive from us guys certainly makes up for the pay difference. i mean, i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day. who's with me!
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i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day
Then why do you shoo me away when I do that, b?
a reference from memory to the store that sells teddy bears is insufficient? You require the actual name of the store? Sheesh.
no b here...only mr. man.
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i know that i'd certainly like getting my ass slapped around the office day after day. who's with me!
This from the first named partner of Nu, Nu & Nu. Watch out ladies. Nu #1 may tie you up to writhe and wriggle between two warring legal adversaries.
Nu #1 may tie you up to writhe and wriggle
loosely! loosely! (and don't act as though you didn't like it. it only cheapens you.)
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#67 rokie dokie...
5
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butterfly gang bang?
Butterfly gang bang is correct!!
now i've heard everything.
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I'm tickled that it is the first result when one googles "nonny nu gang bang."
Mr. Nonny Nu said...
now i've heard everything.
See what you miss when you skip hiking?
Is play closed? Can we eat cake?
rubbernecking at #68, snakeye's fangs involuntarily let loose the die...
6
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See what you miss when you skip hiking?
oh yeah? well, you know...i can...there's plenty of stuff...i don't have to...wh-you should see me and my friends, we have great fun, lot's of fun. we don't have to hike. call 'em. yeah? fine then, go ahead, here--give it back! gimme back the damned phone!
*glares at stillman*
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Mr. NN, that's ok, you can order your butterfly smut on-demand but you'll have to pay for it.
but you'll have to pay for it.
well, how much are we talking here?
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settle down, snake, i have this one.
now, exactly how much are we talking here?
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Yay!!! Mr. Nonny Nu finally italicized!!! Good job! You get 6 points for that one!
And I think they pay the females even less!
Just look at the sleeveless shirt and super short skirt she is made to wear. I can only imagine what these slave masters force her to do after hours.
I can only imagine what these slave masters force her to do after hours.
I'm coming up with some ideas myself...
I'm coming up with some ideas myself...
o/` hear him whip the women just around midnight! o/`
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