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Sunday, March 16, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions V

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Questions and Answers
Question 27: What is the name that Freelance Midget appears under on Nonny Nu's cell phone?
Answer: Butt Face. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 3

Question 28: How many glow-y shrooms did Mr. Nonny Nu order?
Answer: 1/8 oz. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 6

Question 29: What garnish do the Nus add to their Nachos Bell Grande and Mexican Pizza?
Answer: Green onions. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 2

Question 30: Why was Green Thumb McGillicutty's snowman considered non-traditional by some?
Answer: Departure from traditional three button suit on snowman. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 5

Question 31: Who almost killed Nonny Nu and MonkeyPig on their first trip to San Francisco?
Answer: Ca Loc. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 3

Question 32: Who thanked Nonny Nu for changing their blog entry byline without fixing their typos?
Answer: Cl. Panic. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 2

Question 33: How much of a pay raise was Man from U.N.C.L.E. supposed to get in 2006?
Answer: $2000. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 4

Question 34: How much did MonkeyPig's Florida bag cost?
Answer: $4.84 plus tax. [SPOILED]

Question 35: How many miles did MonkeyPig run in Fort Lauderdale?
Answer: 9 mi. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 1

Question 36: What are the names of the two black dogs featured on TWoNN?
Answer: Winston and Cotton. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 1

74 comments:

Bobby Peru said...

let's play hangman!

b u t t f _ _ _


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stillman said...

Butt Face!

stillman said...

I didn't need the hint dude, you just beat me to the post! Roll a 6, g.d. it!

Snakeye said...

question #27 you'll take a...

3

and like it!

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Nonny Nu said...

I didn't need the hint dude, you just beat me to the post!
GOOD FOR YOU, STILLMAN!!

Mr. Nonny Nu, you're a jackass!

stillman said...

NN, tell Mr. NN we don't need hints about what kept you guys from posting questions until 2 pm on a sunday... sheesh.

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

i am sure that i do not know what either of you are talking about.

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stillman said...

"a 1/2 oz. of the clump one and 1/8th of the glow-y ones"

Next question.

Nonny Nu said...

Mr. Nonny Nu was too high (on life, of course) to give a hint on that one...

Snakeye said...

question #28 roll...

6

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stillman said...

green onions!

play is closed for 3/16!

Nonny Nu said...

play is closed for 3/16!
Indeed.

Snakeye said...

question #29 roll...

2

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(nice trifecta)

Cl. Panic said...

Oh i see how it is, on the off chance stillman actually reads the blog, she gets all three questions in a matter of 20 minutes?

I'm going back to bed.

Nonny Nu said...

Now, don't get all down on Stillman. She wasn't asleep like some people...

Cl. Panic said...

I rolled out of my death bed every few hours this morning to check for new CotY questions; nothing!

stillman said...

oh boo hoo. despite several rule changes and referee calls deliberately designed to keep me down, I'm back. As NN said (in justifying keeping me down), the contest is as much about timing as knowledge. go blow your nose.

Nonny Nu said...

*sigh*
I just can't win...

stillman said...

man up, people. turn those frowns upside down.

stillman said...

deaprture from traditional three buttons on snowman

Nonny Nu said...

Ouch. That's right again...

Snakeye said...

question #30 roll...

5

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Cl. Panic said...

Okay, if you're going to call Stillman to warn her that a new question's being posted, then just change the rules to declare her the winner.

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

haha!

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Nonny Nu said...

I am as amazed as you are, Cl. Panic!!

stillman said...

MonkeyPig fell asleep while driving and almost crashed w/18 wheeler!

stillman said...

I mean CaLoc!

Cl. Panic said...

Looks like MP was almost killed by a pirate while shoplifting.

See.

stillman said...

I don't think that's what that pirate was trying to do... (c'mon you know Mr. NN was gonna say it).

Cl. Panic said...

Wait, was MP even on the field trip with CaLoc? I need lessons in refugee-speak.

stillman said...

A little deductive reasoning... NN's comment confirms she was in the CALoc near-disaster van. NN is sister # (6?) and MonkeyPig is #5. If NN was young enough to wonder about arriving in the morning, then it seems likely MP also was young enough to be forced along, refugee-style.

Bobby Peru said...

"you know Mr. NN was gonna say it"

what did you expect? pirate is stiff as a board.

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Snakeye said...

question #31 roll...

3

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stillman said...

man from uncle! cl. panic!

stillman said...

Cl panic!
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=778609701579287954&postID=2008174005995245755

stillman said...

play is closed for 3/17.

Nonny Nu said...

Yes, yes, "Cl. Panic," is correct.

We might have a new leader today. Roll it, Mr. Nonny Nu!

Snakeye said...

question # 32 roll...

2

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Actually, NN, in response to your scroll, I was practicing "Danny Boy", the Irish Traditional, for throngs of Green Beer Swilling pseudo leprechauns at a St. Patrick's Day Fest. Only to have the wearin' o' the green turn into the wearin' o' the putrid scented chunks of an unidentified stagger-by leprechaun.

stillman said...

$2000

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

Stillman, are you using a feed? Because I posted that question literally 2 minutes before you answered it.

stillman said...

I am white on rice. Flies on sh-t.

stillman said...

ps - what's a feed and how do I get one?

Snakeye said...

Question #33 roll...

4

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man from uncle said...

4.84$+tax

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Did I just say 4.84$ plus tax?

I think I was still looking it up.

Nonny Nu said...

Was someone posing as you, Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

Nonny Nu said...

Question 34 is nixed. Sorry, Man from U.N.C.L.E. I don't know who that imposter is, but they spoiled the question for everyone.

stillman said...

9 mi

man from uncle's ally said...

Man from UNCLE was momentarily shy, and needed help posting. Give him his points!

Nonny Nu said...

9 mi. is correct.

Snakeye said...

question #35 roll...

1

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stillman said...

tough one.

Winston and Cotton?

(can't find photo/description of Cotton but described as doberman... i.e. black?)

Nonny Nu said...

Winston is correct. Though not all dobermans are black, Cotton Doggie was.

I was actually thinking about another doggie (other than Cotton) but you are right.

stillman said...

huh... very curious what other dog, don't see any more photos than Winston.

Need last (1) point please.

Snakeye said...

question #36 r---

oops, lookie here. hmm, there's a bit of dirt on this die. i'll have to get back to you.

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Dude, have you cleared out MP's Florida trip pictures/travel log/ etc.? My browser won't go back before June of 2007, and it is handicapping me to get these answers right.

stillman said...

To quoteth MFU: "Wah!"

Nope, the travelogue is still there.

Nonny Nu said...

No, I haven't cleared out any photos. They are all there. Unless you are talking about MonkeyPig's photos on that "photofish" or whatever site. Those are her own. But, before I ask any question, I always check to make sure the photo or text is there for the finding.

Snakeye said...

question #36 roll...

1

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stillman said...

funny how many 1's you roll lately Mr. NN or shall I say "Man From Uncle" impostor!

I am Spartacus said...

"funny how many 1's you roll lately Mr. NN"

translation: "wah!"

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

"stillman said...
To quoteth MFU: "Wah!"

Nope, the travelogue is still there."


I deserved that! *nods head*

stillman said...

peace, bradda? *extends olive branch*

not stillman said...

The answer about the two black dogs, by the way, should be Lucy and Winston.

Right here is one of the photos.

Give my points to Man from U.N.C.L.E.!

not stillman said...

Lola and Winston that is!

Nonny Nu said...

Unidentified posters will not be acknowledged, Cl. Panic.

unidentified posters said...

Boo!

stillman said...

Jeez. To think that I proposed Rule 8 so I could will my points to Panic. Ingrate.

testamentary gift said...

Jeez. To think that I proposed Rule 8 so I could will my points to Panic. Ingrate.

Puhhhhlease. Offers to sell and/or extort fall outside the definition of "will."

stillman said...

Actually, the word used in the rule was "gift" - if, to you, the definition of that word includes extort and sell then you have bigger problems. :)

attempted extortion said...

Ummm hmmm, a "gift".

From: Stillman Point Escrow Services, Inc.
To: TWoNNCotY Participany
Date: Mar 15, 2008 at 11:56 PM
Subject: What's the bunny worth?

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

"not stillman said...
The answer about the two black dogs, by the way, should be Lucy and Winston.

Right here is one of the photos.

Give my points to Man from U.N.C.L.E.!"

March 19, 2008 10:00 AM



That's sweet! But my mind motor is stalled and still recovering from a lost weekend that's turned into a lost week. Prepping for our org.'s big holiday service event on Easter. I'll come back with a vengeance after 3/28/08!!!

Nonny Nu said...

Hey, Man from U.N.C.L.E.! Sorry, I screwed up on the question. I was thinking of Lola and Winston when I wrote the question, but I forgot about Cotton. So, when Stillman answered Winston and Cotton, she was right, even though I had forgotten about Cotton. One of the rules is that the answer must be found on the blog. Cotton was described as a doberman and, even though there is no photo of him, dobermans generally (and Cotton in particular) are black (with golden brownish highlights). So, even though I was thinking of Lola and Winston, Stillman still answered the question correctly.

But, what I am concerned about is you being away until 3/28! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY????? I vehemently disagree with your stated intentions, sir.