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Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Shamelisted: SS Sociopath

Welcome to the inaugural listing of Nonny's Hall of Shame. This is where individuals of exceptionally low quality will be shunned and booed in perpetuity.

Without further adieu, I present to you the first member of...

[echoing] Nonny's Hall of Shame [/echoing]



Okay, everybody together: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! hisssssssssssss...

Rap Sheet:
Episode 1
Episode 2

Did you expect it? Well, this was actually the second person I thought of. I had a particular person in mind when I got the idea to start this list but that person is going to have to be third on the list because NOBODY strews(?) my favorite(?) niece's freshly washed clothes all over the floor. NOBODY. Oh, and that leaves the second person on the list. I guess you're just going to have to wait and see who that is in the next edition of ...
[echo] Nonny's Hall of Shame [/echo].


But, here's my rant about SS Sociopath...

Who does this chick think she is?? She can't even handle a roommate adding to the furniture of the house? She's worse than a fish. (Stubbie doesn't have a problem with the green folding chair I put in his bowl.) I am convinced that this is partially due to being completely spoonfed at Google, the specialty of which may be churning out nerdy, socially inept persons. It really IS like kindergarten (like Freelance Midget says), what with the school buses and cafeteria. What's next? Couches in each employee's office? PUHLEEZE. Cripes, they even have free laundry service. Oh, here's more stuff on what it's like to work at Google.

Okay, so basically, these "adults" are still living with "mom," and we ALL know how enchanting said "adults" can be, right? Apparently, these folks at Google never have to leave the Google compound and, therefore, have no need to work well with others outside of Google. That's why they don't even bother to deal properly with a new fold up chair or moving of their not-in-use "baking tupperware" back to their proper place--the kitchen cabinets. Oh! Don't even think about moving a broken stereo that nobody uses out to the garage. No, you might as well strew all her freshly washed clothes over the floor! So, out of one end of Google comes great software, but what gets spewed out of the other end of Google is akin to the snot out of a 5 year old's nostril in the dead of winter. (Ew, I think I grossed myself out...) But, what do you expect from a company that would change their website to celebrate Earth Day but not Memorial Day?

Note: The list is on the left side of the blog.

11 comments:

Prince Tuesday said...

"would change their website to celebrate Earth Day but not Memorial Day?"

every other day they're showing leprechauns, rainbows, and heaven knows what else, but they won't at the very least show Old Glory or something to memorialize our fallen? what i'd give to get my hands on the sob who made that call. unforgivable.
google can kiss my ass.

Nonny Nu said...

A reliable source tells me that this is the SOB who made that call. Make her kiss your (very fine) ass, Mr. Nonny Nu!!

Prince Tuesday said...

you behave!

Nonny Nu said...

No.

cl. panic said...

Much more of this behavior and before you know it, Websense will start barring access to your legion of readers throughout corporate America!
(or lowercase america as Google would have it!)

stillman said...

More SS stories please, freelance midget. Did you move out?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

I wanna work for Google - but then again I have mommy issues!!!

Prince Tuesday said...

"Did you move out?"

are you kidding--midge talks a mean game, but, ultimately, she has rabbit blood flowing through her veins.

Cl. Panic said...

I think that it is time to actively escalate the situation.

Anyone have any friends at Google than can leave a green chair in SS's cube?

Freelance Midget said...

i started my guerrilla war with SS. i will write soon. dun dun dun...

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