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Thursday, March 13, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions IV

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Questions and Answers
Question 18: What does Freelance Midget use to gauge a person's social skills?
Answer: Shoe choice. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

Question 19: According to Nonny Nu, what was more interesting to watch on TV on a rainy day than coverage of the election primaries?
Answer: Twilight Zone Marathon. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 2

Question 20: How did MonkeyPig characterize Nonny Nu's childhood behavior of watching Annie while MonkeyPig helped their mom fix the leaky roof?
Answer: A leech. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

Question 21: Under what name was Mr. Nonny Nu employed as an honorary admissions director at MFU in the mid-70s?
Answer: Reverend Doctor Terry Valentine (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

Question 22: Name a TWoNN citizen who shares a birthday with Nonny Nu.
Answer: ogunsgirl. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 23: What is the full name of Mr. Nonny Nu's pet fish?
Answer: Charles Waterhammer. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4

Question 24: When it comes to making out, how old is too old for Freelance Midget?
Answer: 52 years old. (credit: Man from U.N.C.L.E.)
Points: 3

Question 25: Who provided Craft services for Sushi's commercial?
Answer: Jennie, Craft Service's PP representative (PurpleNiobe's doggie). (credit: Man from U.N.C.L.E.)
Points: 6

Question 26: Where did Stillman's and Freelance Midget's goat genes reveal themselves?
Answer: Castle Rock. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 4

45 comments:

Cl. Panic said...

Question 18: What does Freelance Midget use to gauge a person's social skills?

Shoe choice. Because she owns zappos.com.

Snakeye said...

question #18 roll...

snakeye! = (|) = 1

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Nonny Nu said...

What? Nobody wants to complain about this question? Well, I just don't know what to do with myself...

Cl. Panic said...

A rainy-day Twilight Zone marathon is far superior to boring election coverage.

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

(You must think you're oh!-so-smart, don't you?)

Snakeye said...

question #19 roll...

2

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Cl. Panic said...

Well, if Mr. NN would give me some decent rolls, I'd be able to nap a bit more ...

Cl. Panic said...

Oh, and MP called you a leech.

And I don't think she meant it in a nice way (as in a blood-letter).

Snakeye said...

question #20 roll...

1

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(sorry, bro.)

Nonny Nu said...

Interesting. Check out the point spread (Snakeye hasn't rolled a 4 yet):

Man from U.N.C.L.E. = 6, 6, 6, 5, 5, 3, 2
Cl. Panic = 6, 6, 3, 2, 2, 2, 1, 1
Stillman = 6, 6, 3, 3
Aussie Hunk = 1

Snakeye said...

every single event's outcome has been properly recorded; i don't fudge data. i am, however, starting to wonder about the fairness of this parker brothers monopoly die. my guess is that it *just might not pass* vegas inspection.

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Cl. Panic said...

Mr. NN was and honorary admissions director at MFU.

Nonny Nu said...

I think we should do a special "behind the scenes" video of TWoNNCotY. What do you all think?

Cl. Panic said...

Oh, and even though I'm stuck in bed with the flu, I plan on sweeping today's questions.

I'm looking for the devil's number today, Snakeyes... 6-6-6!

Nonny Nu said...

GAH! Okay, you are way to fast. In fact, a split second after I posted the original question (where was he employed), I rephrased the question and asked which name he went under. I am sure you will get it, but for formality's sake, please provide the name.

Nonny Nu said...

P.S. Question #21 is locked for supplemental answer from Cl. Panic.

Cl. Panic said...

Well, everyone knows that the admissions director was Rev. Valentine.

Cl. Panic said...

I think that you share a birthday with ogunsgirl, but I don't have my TWoNN calendar nearby to verify ... not that I would look ahead...

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Ogun's girl

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Damn! I might have to start trying.

Snakeye said...

question #21 roll...

1

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(how do you think i feel about it!)

Snakeye said...

question #22 roll...

5

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(the answer, as it was written to me, is 'ogunsgirl.' i believe this goes to cl. panic.)

Cl. Panic said...

Sorry, M.F.U.. Looks like my answer just squeaked in ahead of yours.

Where's stillman?

Nonny Nu said...

Damn!
I was just visualizing Man from U.N.C.L.E. furiously pressing his Teen Jeopardy buzzer to no avail.

Where's stillman?
I don't know! I'm worried that she may have been abducted. That, or arrested for possession of bacon. Now that I think about it, it's probably the latter. I am waiting for the subpoena to testify at her trial.

King Friday XIII said...

this time of year stillman actually heads a group tour from the sonoran desert to the mountainous region of central mexico. i don't quite understand the whole process, but it's supposed to be some type of metaphysical inward search and revival, including carlos casteneda readings and imbibing 'blessed mushrooms' from shaman upon destination. clearly not for everyone.

Cl. Panic said...

Mr. NN was moved by the departure of Stubbie after the holidays ended. He adopted noneother than Charles Waterhammer.

Not sure if he goes by "Chuck" or not...

Nonny Nu said...

Charles Waterhammer
That is correct. He does go by the nickname of "Chuck," though.

Mr. Nonny Nu, spin that shit.

Snakeye said...

#23 spinning...

4

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Nonny Nu said...

I have taken matters into my own paws.

stillman said...

Oh sure, now you miss me (more likely my seemingly unlimited sources of bacon)...

Rule No. 8: Any TWoNNCotY player ("Gifter") may gift any amount of his or her points to one or more of the other players ("Giftee"). Unlike certain lawn-parked car incentives, any such gift is a full, irrevocable transfer of ownership of such points from Gifter to Giftee. At Gifter's discretion, the number of points to transfer in a discrete transaction may be determined by die roll. Points received via gifting shall count toward TWoNNCotY award as equally as points obtained by Giftee through direct contest participation.

That will be $234 please.

Nonny Nu said...

I see. I see. I, on the other hand, wasn't so privileged to even receive an offer for sale of the bacon...

*turns around*
*crosses arms*

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Question 24: When it comes to making out, how old is too old for Freelance Midget?

"Now I'm not saying I wouldn't make out with a 52-year old celebrity, I'm just saying that I wouldn't make out with a 52-year old celebrity. Ok, ok...Maggie, I'm just giving you a hard time :) Hook me up with Orlando Bloom and I promise I will never make jokes about your avuncular passions again. Yeah, that's right. I said avuncular. Look it up."

Answer: So I think 52 is too old to make out with for FM.

Nonny Nu said...

Correct! That's the correct answer, though I don't think 52 is too old. (fyi, Midge has a hang up there that she will have to tell you about herself...)

Snakeye said...

question #24 roll...

3

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Question 25: Who provided Craft services for Sushi's commercial?




Answer #25: Catered by Jennie, Craft Service's PP representative (PurpleNiobe's doggie)

Nonny Nu said...

Nicely done.

Snakeye said...

question #25 roll...

6

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Before the Troll Bridge?

Nonny Nu said...

Before the Troll Bridge?
Ha! No.

Hint: I'm looking for the name of the hiking spot.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Third stall on the right at Nu, Nu & Nu, LLP headquarters?

Nonny Nu said...

Close, but I'm thinking of a better hiking spot...

stillman said...

castle rock

Cpl. Conniption said...

fraggle rock

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Nonny Nu said...

Castle Rock = correct

Fraggle Rock = wrong in so many ways

Snakeye said...

question #26 roll...

4

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