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Questions and Answers
Question 53: What does MonkeyPig suggest hikers do if they don’t get out of the way of cyclists?
Answer: Be prepared to EAT DIRT! (credit. Cl. Panic)
Points: 2
Question 54: Where does Man from U.N.C.L.E. get his breaking sports news? (Be specific.)
Answer: Dry-Erase Board in NN's office is the first stop for the breaking sports news. (credit: Man from U.N.C.L.E.)
Points: 6
Question 55: Where did this come from?
Answer: Jet Blue. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5
Question 56: What do the Nu sisters call Freelance Midget in Chinese?
Answer: Ting Ting. (credit: Ting Ting)
Points: 2
Be prepared to EAT DIRT!
ReplyDeleteCorrect.
ReplyDeletequestion #53 roll...
ReplyDelete2
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Gracias, Sr. Snakeye.
ReplyDeleteThat's way better than the ones you usually get...but I'm still laughing at your bad luck on the die rolls!
ReplyDeleteNo shit. This is way too much work.
ReplyDeleteWhich is why I advocate the question-toughness and TWONN-status scale factors.
ReplyDeleteI will take all of this into consideration for next year's TWoNNCotY Competition and will provide a forum to hear arguments on the issues.
ReplyDeletePuh-lease. Now you sound like a politician with town hall meetings and the like.
ReplyDeleteBe prepared to EAT DIRT!
ReplyDeleteGiven Panic's likely experience with this, I'm not surprised he was able to recall it quickly.
Excuse some of us for having ITC filing deadlines.
I swear, lawyer are such complainers. You guys make me miss Man from U.N.C.L.E.
ReplyDeleteI miss Man from U.N.C.L.E. too!
ReplyDeleteExcuse some of us for having ITC filing deadlines.
ITC? Please. They write non-binding opinions that are impossible to find. Article III is the way to be!
Which is why I advocate the question-toughness and TWONN-status scale factors.
ReplyDeleteI can see it now. We're inundated with Panic's fish pics and barfy look-how-happy-we-are vacation photos as he tries to offset his crappy die rolls.
Panic, make nice with the snakeye. You know you want to.
barfy look-how-happy-we-are vacation photos
ReplyDeleteAwww, you're so cute when you sound pathetic and lonely!
Awww, you're so cute when you sound pathetic and lonely!
ReplyDeleteTrue dat.
Haiku for Man from U.N.C.L.E.:
ReplyDeleteMarch Madness on TWoNN
For posters not from U.N.C.L.E.
Unrest reigns supreme
Is that your rabbit that won the contest? She's really cute.
ReplyDeleteHello, Bunny Fan! No, that isn't my rabbit. That is just a photo I found on google image.
ReplyDeleteMy hour nap begins now. No new questions please! Of course, my neighbor decided to bust up his concrete patio this afternoon. Unreal.
ReplyDeleteBunny Fan, here is the back story on the bunny up top. His name is Wilson and is a "lop" rabbit. I think "lop" rabbits are the ones with ears that point downward (I'm not a lop). Anyhow, he lives in Scotland, I believe. He's a cutie, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteOops. Wilson lives in Western England (Cumbria), not Scotland.
ReplyDeleteMy hour nap begins now.
ReplyDeleteThe wood chipper will be by in a 1/2 hour.
The wood chipper will be by in a 1/2 hour.
ReplyDeletePlease wear your usual cutoffs and no shirt while you run it. Two words: baby oil.
two words: stillman peru
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two words: stillman peru
ReplyDeleteAw, that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. *hugs*
The wood chipper will be by in a 1/2 hour.
ReplyDeleteMarch 26, 2008 3:45 PM
Caught in traffic? I've been outside in my lawn chair with a 40 waiting for you to bring your wood by. Helloooo.
nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
ReplyDelete*bows...aaaaaahhrgholysheee*
jump n' jack, it's my back! no, no, should be okay in a while...
*creeps away"
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bring your wood
ReplyDeleteliberating isn't it? kind of like running round naked, peeping in your neighbors' windows at midnight.
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This reminds me...BaySee got woodchipped last year.
ReplyDeleteDear Bunny Fan,
ReplyDeleteOn behalf of TWoNN, I apologize for the recent X-rated submissions of our usually upstanding citizenry. I do not want to disappoint you by promising that this will never happen again, so I will only encourage you to visit soon to look at the pretty bunnies.
Yours sincerely,
nn
On behalf of TWoNN, I apologize for the recent X-rated submissions of our usually upstanding citizenry.
ReplyDeleteI submit that any alleged "recent X-rated submissions" fall well within the contemporary community standards of the TWoNN (thankfully, the editor is but one lone freakishly puritanical community member). Where there is any doubt, please forward to me and bobby peru for pre-review.
please forward to me and bobby peru for pre-review.
ReplyDelete*nods*
*inspects dirty fingernails*
*knocks another one back*
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I had to cover Wilson's ears and eyes just now. His snowy white fur was developing a thin layer of slime from being the face of the TWoNNCotY Competition, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteOh please. The bunny is the symbol for gettin' it on like... rabbits.
ReplyDeleteWhen it came to the 2007 Presidents' Day All Star Game, Man from U.N.C.L.E. relied upon nhmehta, courtesy of his explorations on Shakespeare Teacer's website.
ReplyDeleteHopefully this is wrong and MFU himself will correct me rather little miss disagreeable.
Answer 54: Dry-Erase Board in NN's office is the first stop for the breaking sports news.
ReplyDeleteHopefully this is wrong and MFU himself will correct me rather little miss disagreeable.
ReplyDeleteJeez.
I'm out.
Man from U.N.C.L.E. is correct!!
ReplyDeleteI was chastised for not updating my NBA playoff bracket...
Jet Blue.
ReplyDeleteCorrect. Those were the most detailed animal crackers I've ever eaten.
ReplyDeleteSnakeye is sleeping on the job. He hasn't even rolled for Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question.
I took JetBlue and they are, hands down, the best long-distance fliers. . . . What put them over the top, however, were their snacks. They were awesome! There were those blue chips, animal crackers, cashews, gourmet chex mix, and shortbread cookies. Of course, I sampled all of it. The best were the animal crackers. Not only were they tasty AND low cal (only 4 calories), they were the most detailed animal crackers I've ever seen. Here's the hippo (I'm not opening these until I need an extra snack).
ReplyDeleteduh. ting ting.
ReplyDeletesigned, ting ting.
HAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAAA!!!! Very good!!! "Ting Ting" is correct, Ting Ting!
ReplyDeleteRoll a big one for my favorite niece, Snakeye!
Nice work, T^2!
ReplyDeleteRoll a big one for my favorite niece, Snakeye!
ReplyDeleteThat's not nice. I hope he at least rolls a 2.
questions 54, 55, 56 now tossing off...
ReplyDelete6, 5, and 2, respectively.
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Cl.Panic - Yes, there were lots of Jennies preserved with hastily etching Sharpies all across my research locations.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the toss off Snakeye!