Folks, I think we need an intervention. Freelance Midget has been toying with the idea of going to law school. What better place to be for a bright, creative, young mind, right? It sure as hell is better than med school (don't even get me started on that one). Plus, recent events involving SS Sociopath have, I think, necessitated a bold move on our part. I'll let Freelance Midget tell you all about that as soon as she has a moment.
*taps foot*
*purses lips*
So confused. I thought sociopath is thinking of going to law school. Now FM too? Has cubicle jockeying taught her nothing? Does the prospect of having people like SS as her classmates and colleagues not cause uncontrollable shudders? Think ahead to when those people are lawyers with unrestricted subpoena power. Nuff said.
ReplyDeleteMidge has taken the LSAT and finished with a great score. She has been toying with the idea of going to law school for several moons now (she's a tease just like Man from U.N.C.L.E.). That's why yesterday's revelation was so disturbing. We need a cool person like Midge in our profession to counterbalance the satanic force that is about to enter our ranks.
ReplyDeletei once met a bright little lass
ReplyDeletewho merely at ten years old was ready to scold
a certain gwai lo she thought wouldn’t pass
then came her teen years
so in-between mom’s tears
she rang the taco bell fast!
well, look at her now
rents apartment with cow
yet wonders which field she should plow
her turns keeps on turning
but we know she’s still learning
what her grandmother knew all along...
people whom you barely knew
sacrificed themselves for you
so you’d not sell your a$$ for a song.
and by those whom you never knew
stands now your family, admiring you
and as your duty lay in front of you
i think you know what’s best to do.
I would "sell my A$$ for a song." Hell, I'd even sell my A$$ for a single power chord, forget the entire song! But I think FM has more scruples than I do and is probably less impulsive than me. Your entire poem was very caring advice, screwtape. *Wipes tear*
ReplyDelete*Wipes tear*
ReplyDeletedoesn't it just make ya misty!
"Hell, I'd even sell my A$$ for a single power chord"
yeah, but you're an old floozy (bless your heart).
yeah, but you're an old floozy (bless your heart).
ReplyDeleteIs he coming onto you?
*sits back*
*watches*
what we have here is failure to communicate. you see, some rabbits you just can't reach...
ReplyDeleteScrewtape, "Floozy" isn't exactly the way I like to be seduced.
ReplyDeleteNONNY NU: URGENT!!! You left some rabbit droppings over at the other message board that you might want to clean up, ASAP!
Well I think that the poll results are a bit skewed due to the presentation of the choices...
ReplyDeleteAny chance Ms. NN was a past member of the registrar of voters is Florida?
no one said this was a scientific poll.
ReplyDelete-=SLAP!=-
Man from U.N.C.L.E.: Crisis averted!!
ReplyDeletehanging chad (if that is your real name: Maybe we are Communist here at TWoNN afterall... Are you the one who voted that Midge should go to medschool? If so, I may have to put you through a mini-cultural revolution. (For your own benefit, of course.)
Are you the one who voted that Midge should go to medschool?
ReplyDeleteSista, puhleez! The last thing I'd do vote for someone go to medical school. Pre-meds are bad enough, but actual meds? I'd hate to see how many 4-color clicky-pens they keep in their backpacks.
I cringe when I see one of those pens coming to poke me!
I voted med school. Unlimited prescriptions!
ReplyDeleteThen again I may just be punishing NN and FM for ignoring their blogging duties. Apparently *someone* has time to leave droppings all over other boards when she's supposedly working, ahem.
It is just my instinct, I can only imagine her as an esq. Docs not so sure, continue what she is doing NO, how long she have been on that job? with a brain like her, she needs to move on. I think she is too comfy with what it is now. She is in need of PUSH
ReplyDelete*sigh. i need a lightning bolt from god to come down and etch in some tablets what is meant for my destiny.
ReplyDeletethanks for the poem, screwtape.
Your poll sounds stupid and nonsense:) Make a better one!
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