Nonny Nu has declared herself unavailable for the next two weekends... are any local Friends of Nonny Nu interested in hiking either weekend? I offer bacon, and expert banana slug tracking skills, and promise to wince, point and holler "watch the crap" upon sighting horse poop. We shall lament the absence of Nonny Nu, declare it not nearly as much fun without her, and never speak of the hike again. But you will grin with the knowledge you lived "a day in the life of Nonny Nu."
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Hiking APB... by sluggy (intrepid guest blogger)
Nonny Nu has declared herself unavailable for the next two weekends... are any local Friends of Nonny Nu interested in hiking either weekend? I offer bacon, and expert banana slug tracking skills, and promise to wince, point and holler "watch the crap" upon sighting horse poop. We shall lament the absence of Nonny Nu, declare it not nearly as much fun without her, and never speak of the hike again. But you will grin with the knowledge you lived "a day in the life of Nonny Nu."
If I were you guys, I wouldn't trust her offer of bacon. Just thought I'd share (pun intended).
ReplyDeleteyou were offered an entire half of a meatloaf sammich, and turned your nose up. You also enjoyed a certain string cheese last time.
ReplyDeleteBear witness, oh, citizenry--The Slug admits that no bacon was offered! Case closed.
ReplyDelete*donk donk* (a la Law & Order)
The Slug admits that no bacon was offered!
ReplyDeletecross examination...
Isn't it also true that the slug had no bacon to share that day and, in fact, the only bacon ever brought on a hike was the two strips in the paltry Blue Rock Shoot "sandwich" that predated Nonny Nu's declaration that she expects sharing of bacon?
*views exhibit A (regarding July 4, 2007, hike where bacon sammich was withheld*
ReplyDelete*views exhibit B (June 9, 2007, notice that bacon was expected)*
The documents speak for themselves, counselor.
P.S. *donk donk*
ReplyDeleteOkay, you're right on the timing.
ReplyDeleteCome on, say it with me, sluggy...*donk donk*
ReplyDelete...*donk donk*
ReplyDelete[the sound of NN repeatedly hitting sluggy over the head over the bacon thing]
Now, don't you feel better? I know I do...
ReplyDeleteA piece of my ass
ReplyDeletePreserved, boxed, in gift basket.
This is sharing, no?
P.S. *oink oink*
ReplyDeleteBonjour, nonnynu.blogspot.com!
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