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Questions and Answers
Question 43: What brand of beverage does Mr. Nonny Nu’s friend recommend?
Answer: The Macallan (credit: Stillman)
Points: 4
Question 44: Who almost crashed with a government owned vehicle?
Answer: Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s little brother. (credit: Stillman)
Points: 5
Question 45: According to Nonny Nu, When should one distrust Maggi Sauce?
Answer: When it comes in a jar. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 2
Question 46: What does MonkeyPig put in her coffee?
Answer: Bo jai yuen. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 6
The Macallan.
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(specifically, the single malt aged eighteen years.)
question #44: should a man aged 50 take the same multivitamin as a woman?
ReplyDeleteImpostor!
ReplyDelete(the answer is maybe).
"Impostor!"
ReplyDeletei feel just awful about this. i'm sorry, world.
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Mr. Nonny Nu, I already told you many times to stay out of my medicine cabinet and my underwear drawer.
ReplyDelete"stay out of my medicine cabinet and my underwear drawer."
ReplyDeletebut i've never felt so free and alive! everything is starting to make sense to me!
fine, fine. but it's a sad day in american when a man can't even feel like a woman in her own house.
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Not everyone with boobs is a woman. Just sayin'.
ReplyDelete"Not everyone with boobs is a woman"
ReplyDeleteah, yes. tijuana circa '86. a lesson learned well.
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MFU's little bro! Sears driving school be damned.
ReplyDeleteCorrect.
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I believe that brings me to *69* points.
ReplyDeleteTee hee.
bobby said he'd like to be here, but he's getting some type of shots today at the hospital.
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Never? It's from a respected Swiss company?
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If you're Mr. NN and think it's some Asian "It's made of cat toe nails" delicacy?
This is an extra tough one. I posted it at 7:30pm before I left. My whole purpose now is to come up with very hard questions so that play can never be closed!
ReplyDeleteMWAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHA... (Bobby Peru-style)
in a jar
ReplyDeletePlay is closed. Roll it!
ReplyDeleteYou know what's funny? I kept looking for a time when MR. NN distrusted the sauce... since most of the questions have been about the bear!
Correct.
ReplyDeleteOkay, you can bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, play will NOT be closed.
I reiterate my previous warning--BEWARE OF MAGGI SAUCE IN A JAR.
But, Cl. Panic, the question plainly asks when Maggi Sauce should be distrusted according to the rabbit...
ReplyDeleteSince Stillman will ask for a more complete answer:
ReplyDelete"If I were you, I would be suspicious of Maggi Sauce in a jar."
Which was spurred when I commented on a Maggi sighting in Mexico.
I know, buy our rabbit is so giving that she normally asks about others. I simply misread the question the first time around.
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question #45 roll...
ing, and, action!
player one: gimme a six, c'mon six! *kisses die*
player two: let's go you son-of-a-bitch! six! roll a six. six is what we're look-
[interrupt]-dice air toss, slo-mo. beside the table are the cocktail waitresses and gamblers beginning to look on the big payoff roll:
233409345093455...2!
player one: a fuk'n two!
player two: this place sucks.
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player three: heh heh.
ReplyDelete"Since Stillman will ask for a more complete answer:"
ReplyDeleteWhat Stillman's looking for is something more exciting to do on a Friday night!
Wow, a two? That was probably one of the hardest questions...
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ReplyDeleteI know. This is bunk.
ReplyDeleteGoogle searchable easy answers get 5s and 6s. The hard ones are worthless.
*thumps tail*
This game isn't worth playing.
DUDE. First you share my refresh secret and now my need to be away from the computer on Saturday! Traitor!! You wonder why I don't give you bacon.
ReplyDeleteVersus the usual "prove it" after someone else answers first...
ReplyDeletewow. wanting to see what I so idiotically failed to find is interpreted as "prove it." Men.
ReplyDelete*thumps tail*
ReplyDeleteWhoa, when did you grow a tail?
First you share my refresh secret and now my need to be away from the computer on Saturday!
I know! Aren't I a shit? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA...
"something more exciting to do on a Friday night!"
ReplyDeletelite brites? etch a sketch? we could play battleship! hold on, i'll go get it. -huh? not that either? okay. well, what else...i have throwing stars.
[shower scene] (everything foggy, hear voices only)
voice one: whooooa! i mean, that'swhaaaaheey! is that yo--wowmmmmmmph-thatssriight! who's your daddy, who's your best friend!
voice two: (exasperated, forgivingly disappointed) c'mon. let's go find your battleships.
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men, don't let this happen to you. right guard antiperspirant is the only antiperspirant with wetguard--the number one selling guards of wetness killer. o/` by mennen! o/`
NN, I thought one of your relatives was in charge of hiding the Easter Eggs?
ReplyDelete"Question 46: What does MonkeyPig put in her coffee?"
ReplyDeleteA: Steamed Milk?
Hi, Man from U.N.C.L.E.! Yes, one of my relatives is busy hiding the Easter eggs! It's his one big day of the year, after all.
ReplyDeleteThe answer I'm looking for is not FDA approved.
Maggi sauce?
ReplyDeleteBooze?
Drugs?
NON-FDA APPROVED, PEOPLE!
ReplyDeletea long narrow piece of wood
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"a long narrow piece of wood"
ReplyDeletei'll be damned. nice one (although i think she's looking for something else). fight for credit!
txa&m 45 ucla 47 1:31
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Sorry, "long, narrow piece of wood" is incorrect. Furthermore, the photo only shows MonkeyPig stirring the coffee with the stirrer stick and does not show her putting the stick into the coffee. Therefore, no go.
ReplyDeleteTry again!
Right. I'm sure she closed her eyes and wrinkled her nose and willed the stick into the coffee!
ReplyDeleteToo hard. Exceeded the amount of time allotted for searching your blog.
Perhaps the photographer and drinker of the iced tea on the counter where MP is stirring her coffee put the stick in the coffee for her?
ReplyDeleteThe last time you said a question was too hard, Man from U.N.C.L.E. answered it and then you complained that he should have been banned from answering. Sheesh! But, okay, here's a clue for you. The substance that I am thinking of promotes long life in Asians.
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ReplyDeleteI think it's ginseng but if so I don't want the points cause I got it from the hint rather than the blog. :)
ReplyDeleteSorry! Not ginseng. But, you're getting there.
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of a funny story about ginseng. I am not much of an herbalist, so I'm not sure of what these herbs all do, but a long time ago, Mr. Nonny Nu was having sleeping problems so he was feeling tired during the day. All I knew was that ginseng was good for you, so I recommended ginseng tea and he just drank it throughout the day. HAHAHAA!! The joke is--ginseng is a stimulant so it only contributed to his sleeping problems and didn't help it!
Hint: There is an ingredient in this substance that is considered toxic by some. But, you have to think about how toxic this stuff is, since there are so many Chinese people running around the world, right? HAHAHAHHAHAA!!
ReplyDeleteAnd, yes, Stillman, I do feel rather evil about how obscure this question is.
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ReplyDelete"And, yes, Stillman, I do feel rather evil about how obscure this question is."
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right. now I remember. you were going to give Mr. NN some ancient chinese remedy you took throughout your childhood and he said hell no and MP commented... blah blah blah. can't find it now. I suck. or you hid it.
ReplyDeleteMP's Additive - Cyanide
ReplyDeleteYou two are very close. However, it is not cyanide. There was more than one type of Chinese medicine that was mentioned. The one that Mr. Nonny Nu rejected (the one with cyanide in it) is NOT the one that MonkeyPig puts in her coffee.
ReplyDeleteMan Gum Yeou
ReplyDeletebo jai yuen -- it has lead in it.
ReplyDeletengun kiew has the cyanide
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ReplyDeleteAnd it's the winning answer because MP said "But not before putting a bottle of bo-jai-yuen in my morning coffee" here.
ReplyDeleteJesus, I take the weekend off to celebrate Jesus and questions just hang all weekend? I guess someone has to get the non-googlable ones.
Bo jai yuen is right! I don't think there has been a question that went unanswered for a longer period of time. Yeesh.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but Snakeye has retired for the night, so we have to wait for tomorrow for the die roll.
Good work, Cl. Panic!
question #46 roll...
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