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Monday, January 12, 2009

What's going to be in Nonny Nu's office?
by Cl. Panic, guest blogger and bearer of gifts


Our friendly rabbit isn't usually one to brag. But over a Nu, Nu & Nu, LLP, she was recently promoted to Grand Moff of Sector Group Delta. Along with the distinction comes the promise of long hours and Cup-O-Noodle feasts.

To recognize her achievement, and since she'll be in need of companionship, I intend to present her with this gift on Wednesday at noon (GMT-8).

But since everything on TWoNN requires a twist ... the TWoNN community is eligible to steal the package (white elephant style) by guessing its contents (in the comments) before Wednesday.

食粥食飯睇你.

34 comments:

Nonny Nu said...

Is it a polar bear sock puppet??

Nonny Nu said...

btw, CONGRATULATIONS FOR REACHING MAGGI STATUS!!!

Nonny Nu said...

Hmmm...I should set the comments temporarily to require my approval before posting.

Mwahahahhahahahahaaa....

Cl. Panic said...

I'm sorry, polar bear sock puppet is incorrect.

I shutter to imagine what sort of "games" one would play with such a "toy."

Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

Zetan's Book of Enlightenment?

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Nonny Nu said...

Does the item make noises?

Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

rabbit footed "chief" headdress?

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Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

homemade bear claws?

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Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

"bearfoot" slippers?

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Cl. Panic said...

I believe that Zetan's Book of Enlightenment is slightly larger than the package shown.

Cl. Panic said...

Does the item make noises?

If a polar bear farts in the arctic, but nobody is there to hear it, does it make a noise?

Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

a companion guidebook?

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Cl. Panic said...

rabbit footed "chief" headdress? is incorrect.

But tempting. Though she'd never wear it. She never wore her hall monitor vest.

And now that she's all Doobied out...

Prince Tuesday said...

hmm... curiouser and curiouser...

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Nonny Nu said...

She never wore her hall monitor vest.
Not true (i.e., false). I wore (and will wear) the vest whenever a child is brought to the office and I am in the mood to terrorize it.

Cl. Panic said...

Really? A severed bear's foot?

Might as well give her a rabbit's foot for good luck.

Sicko.

Cl. Panic said...

a companion guidebook?

No.

C'mon this this thing is barely the size of a standard stick-on bow, people.

Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

rabbit/bear pez dispenser (w/refills)?

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Cl. Panic said...

rabbit/bear pez dispenser (w/refills)?

You're on the right track size-wise...

Hint: It's battery powered.

Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

mr. microphone?

light saber?

stun gun?

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Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

voice recorder?

i pod?

an official apple product?

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Prince Tuesday said...

is it...

nonnynu's nunano?

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Nonny Nu said...

Hm.

Is it a bear bobble head doll?

Nonny Nu said...

OMG OMG!!!

Is it a HOT PLATE FOR MY OFFICE????

Nonny Nu said...

If it isn't, then that's what you should've gotten.

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

yeah, princess, it's a hand-sized, battery-operated hot plate.

that's what you should'a got, cl. panic.

sheesh.

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Cl. Panic said...

yeah, princess, it's a hand-sized, battery-operated hot plate.

Oh how I wish I could declare this the winner. I'll come up with some sort of prize for you, Mr. NN.

Nonny Nu said...

Say hello to my little friend. (You might have to wait a moment for the video to process.)

Wednesday Grizzly Addams said...

that shit is downright funny.

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(i gotta see that again!)

Willy Wonka said...

I knew that there was going to be a fish ghost haunting the hallways of Nu Nu Nu LLP, but now it has a homunculus to possess.

scary

Nonny Nu said...

Hey, Willy Wonka!!

*waves*

Teve Torbes said...

I shutter to imagine what sort of "games" one would play with such a "toy."

imagine what the sock puppet thinks.

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Man From U.N.C.L.E. said...

I believe it is a mask with bunny earwarmers for those late night hours.

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