Question 1: Will Colonel Panic panic?
Besides ordering the wireless keyboard from Apple, I also ordered an iPod Shuffle.* (Check out the engraving.) And, I paid retail for it.
[Question 2 added for latest news.]
Question 2: Who is w00t hax0r?
I have no idea. I thought it was Mr. Nonny Nu at first, so I listed "w00t hax0r" in the "Mr. Nonny Nu's Fake Names" list. But, somebody had a cow about it and demanded that I immediately remove it from the list. Well, you know, if people want to buck the system and use a different fake name everytime they comment, I guess those individuals will just have to suck it up and realize that false attribution to them will sometimes be inevitable.
Question 3: What happened to our guest blogger, MonkeyPig?
GOOD QUESTION. I asked this exact question about 10 minutes ago. MonkeyPig's response was: "You know, sometimes people are tired." Yeah, like biking 26 miles in a day makes a person tired. LIAR! It's so hard to find good help these days. [EDIT: By the way, Colonel Panic has already poked his head into my office and stated, "I noticed that there wasn't an entry yesterday." So irresponsible toward the readership...]
*According to the shipping manifest, this thing came all the way from Suzhou, CHINA. (Sorry, I redacted my precise location from the manifest with red paint.)
**For those of you interested, most of this stuff was written last night when I was unceremoniously interrupted by someone and made to go to sleep. I've edited to present to you the latest news.
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Will Colonel Panic panic?And, who is w00t hax0r?Finally, what happened to our guest blogger, MonkeyPig?**
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4 comments:
Wow
that is a big bicycle pump.
I'm back. Read on.
"I've edited to present to you the latest news.
Au Contraire, ma petite soeur. I'm more than a bit disappointed that your white board of NBA playoffs has not been accurately updated. When I want breaking Sports News I don't turn to ESPN, I turn to The World of Nonny Nu. Somehow, your crack reporting staff have been negligent in bringing your readership Eastern Conference game by game standings. Cleveland has had to have beaten The Wiz more than once this series!!! I think it's time for some less than glowing employee evaluations at TWoNN!!!
I'm more than a bit disappointed that your white board of NBA playoffs has not been accurately updated...I think it's time for some less than glowing employee evaluations at TWoNN!!!
I know! It's such a disgrace. I'll do that right away.
*Note to self: Update the NBA Schedule*
*Note to self again: Bring camera to work to photograph whiteboard.*
*Note to self: You suck!*
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