A little ditty from Mr. Nonny Nu:
So, all of you are wrong, but some of you are wronger than others. For example, the chap who guessed that I am in Burbank but postulated that I could even be in Guadalajara is the wrongest of all people who have been wrong in the history of wrongness. Stillman, clever girl that she is, did the most with the least info. (I am indeed in one of the NY burroughs.) But, Cl. Panic was off by a few miles, and unbelievably so, since we work in the same office and he can actually check certain charts to find out exactly where I am. That, or he could just ask my secretary. (People just don't know how to use insider information to game the system nowadays. It must be a lost art.)
Anyhooo, here's clue number two--I'm across the street from this place:
Monday, August 13, 2007
This just in...
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"the chap who explained that I am in Guadalajara is the wrongest of all."
surely, you must all now see how she manipulates and twists my statements. it's like a circus balloon.
" Stillman, clever girl that she is, did the most with the least info."
i'm calling bullshit on that. she's a bad student.
"Cl. Panic was off by a few miles, and unbelievably so, since we work in the same office and he can actually check certain charts to find out exactly where I am."
i shall let this speak for itself, mr. cl. panic. (heh)
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There are charts with these things on them? Really? Please show me these certain charts upon your return.
And here I was thinking that NN was free to run out the front door and hop on the corporate jet without needing to justify her wanderings...
Justification? It comes naturally to me. Ask Mr. Nonny Nu--he'll tell you all about it. *nods*
Dear Mr. Nonny Nu,
I changed the blog entry to be more accurate. It is no longer a circus balloon, but a swan shaped panda.
Best regards,
nn
Dear Cl. Panic,
I have revised the above document to reflect my current disappointment in you.
Salute,
Nonny Nu
"the chap who guessed that I am in Burbank but postulated that I could even be in Guadalajara is the wrongest of all people who have been wrong in the history of wrongness."
fair 'nuff, fair e'nuff.
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