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Thursday, April 3, 2008

Is this a cease and desist order?

Who has a star on the walk of fame?

Whose hand prints are forever immortalized at Disney MGM Studios?

Whose well respected television program has aired continuously since September 10, 1984?

Who holds the most Emmys for Best Game show?

Whose trademark is requiring a response in the form of a question?

Whose intellectual property is being violated today, April 3, 2008?

Who has a crack legal team drafting a cease and desist order?

And just where am I to have the papers served?

Shall I dispatch my cronies from L&W?


13 comments:

Nonny Nu said...

Whose trademark is requiring a response in the form of a question?
Don't you really mean, "Whose trademark is requiring a response in the form of a question, and a question in the form of a statement?" Don't you know that rabbits are governed by natural law (which doesn't have a trademark component)?

Nonny Nu said...

P.S. Aren't you the same Cl. Panic who successfully answered three questions today in the alleged trademark infringing game? Isn't your problem easily fixed by going to a buffet (i.e., serving yourself)?

Alex Trebek said...

How's this for natural law?

Cl. Panic said...

How did Alex Trebex hijack my account? Did the Scientologists have something to do with this?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Aren't lawyers supposed to be proficient at asking questions? It comes with the territory, doesn't it? So what's your beef?

Nonny Nu said...

Man from U.N.C.L.E., did you know that yesterday, I asked Cl. Panic the same question ("Do you have a problem with questions, counselor?")?

Alex Trebek said...

So what's your beef?

Judges can we accept that?

I'm so sorry Mr. U.N.C.L.E., but isn't it well known that the correct question is "Where's the beef?"?

stillman said...

Is this just more attempt by Panic to set himself up for a "condiment status" multiplier for next year's TWoNNCoTY contest?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

BTW, Didn't Alex look better with the moustache? Or does his violate NN's edict about facial hair?

Cl. Panic said...

If I were trying to up my condiment status, wouldn't I have included a fish picture?

Are you calling Alex a cold fish?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

When did the "Condiment status multiplier" get announced?

stillman said...

When did the "Condiment status multiplier" get announced?

It wasn't but Panic suggested it so don't you think NN will give in? Especially if offered frosting?

Nonny Nu said...

Isn't it common knowledge that rabbits are easily bought with frosting and Thai food? Also, who can resist a big black nose and white fur all over?