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Friday, April 11, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions XIX

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Questions and Answers
Question 98: Apart from foreseeable problems associated with nutrition, personal hygiene and safety, what alternate occupation appeared interesting to Nonny Nu?
Answer: Hobo. (credit: sluggy)
Points: 5

Question 99: Whose head almost exploded on Halloween?
Answer: Augustus Pablo's. (credit: sluggy)
Points: 1

Question 100: From whom were these candies stolen?

Answer: Willy Wonka. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 101: Where did Nonny Nu buy her latest watch?
Answer: eBay. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4

Question 102: What machine did Ca Loc buy for Nonny Nu?
Answer: Samachine. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

Question 103: What got stuck in Freelance Midget's head?
Answer: Bee stinger. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 3

Question 104: In what city is this located?

Answer: Brooklyn. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 2

Question 105: Which actor received a special shout out from Nonny Nu when he tried to kill himself?
Answer: Owen Wilson. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 106: When does Mr. Nonny Nu start imbibing each night? (Answer requires a link.)
Answer: 7pm PST. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 4

Question 107: According to Mr. Nonny Nu, what line can’t girls physiologically reject?
Answer: "hey, good-lookin', i'll be back to pick you up later!" (credit: Gamma Guy)
Points: 2

Question 108: What does Nonny Nu hang on the back of her office door? (Must provide photographic proof.)
Answer: Hanger (among other things). (credit: sluggy)
Points: 2

Question 109: What ailed Kash and Skillet last year?
Answer: Ringworm. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 2

Question 110: If this were a glass slipper, what animal is Cinderella?

Answer: A horse. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

FINAL QUESTION: Not counting Nonny Nu, who was the first person to post a comment on TWoNN?
Answer: Mr. Nonny Nu as terence olivier. (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 6

PLAY IS CLOSED.

75 comments:

sluggy said...

hobo!

Cl. Panic said...

Being a get rich quick flyer scam artist?

Reverend Doctor Terry Valentine said...

o/` You hobo humpin' slobo babe
Get it off, get off, get off of me! o/`



[thinks] now what the hell was that?

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Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

A: Fluffer

King Friday XIII said...

oh-hoho! good reverend doctor, that was only my nephew pushing his 10"s. see his new carriage!

~ ~ ~

sluggy said...

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...
A: Fluffer


Good one! Although that seems a potentially nutritious activity.

*sits back, ready to watch NN rumble*

Cl. Panic said...

A: Fluffer

Ha! I was so going to answer that, but I was 'fraid I'd have to explain what it meant the next time NN walked to the water cooler.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

A: Sales associate at Starbuck's

sluggy said...

dudes, it's hobo.

If anyone decides to become a hobo, please keep us in the loop. Note that there is a version of this "How To" that specifically instructs on how to become a hobo with a web-based income. Wow. I don't know. Apart from the "where will you shower," "what will you eat," and "how will you defend yourself" issues, this sound pretty nifty. Am I crazy?

Cl. Panic said...

Don't be so sure.

The thought of working only a day or two a week doesn't seem so bad, and it's not like anyone would ever even know your career choice since you're not on screen. Of course, there are those pesky diseases to worry about, perhaps knee or elbow problems, and you can never guarantee your coworkers won't have that not so fresh feeling. Anyone know what the catering is like?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Sluggy, props to you for finding that. I don't even remember that blog entry EVER and haven't come across it in my searches in the one-month long TWoNNCotY competiton.

sluggy said...

Thanks MFU.

sluggy said...

Thanks Panic, I'm waiting to be escorted out of the building after googling "fluffer" and "pesky diseases" at work.

Cl. Panic said...

I don't even remember that blog entry EVER

I'm in the same boat, but it dates back to the dark days.

Nonny Nu said...

sluggy is correct!

People, how would a fluffer, get rich quick flyer scam artist, or Starbucks sales associate encounter personal hygiene or security problems? Well, okay, I can see how the Starbucks sales associates would encounter the personal security problems...

Cl. Panic said...

As to the get rich quick scam artists, tell me that you'd be satisfied with your safety, personal hygiene and safety when you're in jail.

As to the fluffer, I was afraid I would have to explain ...

sluggy said...

nonny nu's!

If you see me with steam coming out of my ears today, don't mind me.

Nonny Nu said...

oh-hoho! good reverend doctor, that was only my nephew pushing his 10"s. see his new carriage!
King Friday, what is your nephew's name?

sluggy said...

augustus pablo!

sluggy said...

Augustus Pablo said...
My head almost exploded today. Did I mention I only got 3 hours of sleep last night? Sorry, I don't mean to make this about me. I feel your pain.

October 31, 2007 6:45 PM

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

Cl. Panic said...

Wonka!

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

Snakeye said...

98, 99, 100 ...


5, (|), 5

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that is all.

Cl. Panic said...

ebay

Cl. Panic said...

At least assuming that your latest watch was purchased in August...

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

Cl. Panic said...

Well, then I think you've earned a new watch!

Cl. Panic said...

A samachine?

http://nonnynu.blogspot.com/2007/04/why-we-had-taco-smell-for-dinner.html

Cl. Panic said...

'Cause we know she didn't buy you the Nespresso!

Nonny Nu said...

Samachine is correct!

Okay, it's time to go to bread. Good night. (I promise no questions till tomorrow.)

Cl. Panic said...

A bee stinger.

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

Cl. Panic said...

New York?

Cl. Panic said...

The Bronx, I believe, is a more specific answer.

Cl. Panic said...

Crap, that I what I guessed during the original TWoNN guessing game. The correct answer is Brooklyn. But isn't that still part of NYC?

Cl. Panic said...

Owen Wilson

Snakeye said...

101, 102, 103, 104, 105 ...

4, (|), 3, 2, 5

[curtsies]

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sluggy said...

Question 106: When does Mr. Nonny Nu start imbibing each night? (Answer requires a link.)

I vaguely remember I told him to lay off the booze once and he may have responded with the answer to this question.

I cede the CotY to Cl. Panic. No way I can take him down before the end tomorrow.

Cl. Panic said...

Cpl. Conniption enjoys some wineevery night around 7.

Cl. Panic said...

I cede the CotY to Cl. Panic. No way I can take him down before the end tomorrow.

Impostor!

sluggy said...

Impostor!

No, you've just broken my spirit.

Cl. Panic said...

No, you've just broken my spirit.

Awww. And to think that I awoke in a cold sweat thinking that you'd posted 24 times to try and beat me to Maggi status...

sluggy said...

Hm. Do you think I get a roll for achieving KETCHUP status?

Without an iPhone and unable to figure out how to be alerted each time there's a new post, I can no longer keep up. I continue to be limited to times I'm physically in front of the computer hitting 'refresh.'

sluggy said...

Cl. Panic said... to think that I awoke in a cold sweat thinking that you'd ... .

Nice to know you think of me first thing, and sweaty to boot! :)

Cl. Panic said...

You know, the iPhone is really of no use in keeping up with TWoNN (aside from a flutter of emails reflecting comments to a post that's been subscribed to via blogger).

TWoNN has so many scrolling banners, credits, lists, etc. that the EDGE network is absolutely crap. A post from the phone was a very rare occasion, checking for posts downright painful.

Nonny Nu said...

"Waaah!! I have an iPhone!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!"

Gamma Guy said...

"hey, good-lookin', i'll be back to pick you up later!"

Nonny Nu said...

Nicely done, Gamma Guy!

sluggy said...

Nonny Nu said...
"Waaah!! I have an iPhone!! Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!"


Actually, I think it was a compliment that your content overwhelmed and rendered even the amazing iPhone useless.

sluggy said...

a hanger.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_9XwJtyznNGo/RmdwKZI337I/AAAAAAAAAtM/2_OPrVQR7kQ/s1600-h/Notice+Anything+Different.jpg

Cl. Panic said...

There's supposed to be a Nu Nu & Nu LLP sweatshirt and a piece of safety gear on there. Here.

Cl. Panic said...

Okay, trying that again. Here.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Nonny Nu said...

sluggy and Cl. Panic are both correct, but sluggy answered first.

Cl. Panic said...

Hey Man from U.N.C.L.E. - there's no reason to retract answers :) You never know when the rabbit will divvy up the points. It'd be fun to end the game with a .3333333333333 trailing one's score!

Cl. Panic said...

Which answer was on your pre-written question sheet, you wascally wabbit?

Nonny Nu said...

Hanger, sweater, or orange vest.

Cl. Panic said...

I know you're impartial to the vest.

Nonny Nu said...

The vest is for special occasions (i.e., for when I want to embarrass myself and/or others).

Nonny Nu said...

Last day of the competition, folks!

Cl. Panic said...

109: Ringworm.

Nonny Nu said...

Correct.

Cl. Panic said...

Cinderella is a horse.

Nonny Nu said...

How rude!

Correct.

Cl. Panic said...

Final Answer:

Mr. Nonny Nu as terrence olivier.

Nonny Nu said...

Correct!

Competition is now complete.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Where's my 1,000 point bonus question? NN remember you said you'd give me that? Rememebr that I was the least complain-y

Cl. Panic said...

Man from U.N.C.L.E.: She replaced that with the 1,000 point "biggest gift basket" bonus question!

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Congtrats to Cl. Panic for a hard earned victory.

sluggy said...

the 1,000 point "biggest gift basket" bonus question!

Information indicating that NN is bribeable is available on the blog.

Cl. Panic said...

But only in favor of males. Sorry!

sluggy said...

But only in favor of males. Sorry!

This is true.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

When will the TWoNNCotY Trophy Presentation Ceremony happen? Will there be ribbons or sashes for the first runner-up and second runner-up? This Man from U.N.C.L.E. loves him some sashes.

sluggy said...

MFU, you should ask for a gallon of maggi sauce as your prize. she has two.