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Thursday, April 3, 2008

TWoNNCotY Competition Questions XIV

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Questions and Answers
Question 75: What is the only plant grown and eaten by Nonny Nu?
Answer: What are radishes or their leaves? (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 5

Question 76: Who lost over 10 pounds without doing anything on a fancy schmancy diet?
Answer: Didn't MFU when he was sick as a dog? (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 1

Question 77: What is located across the street from the Nu residence?
Answer: Is that a vacant lot? (credit: Cl. Panic)
Points: 3

80 comments:

Cl. Panic said...
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Nonny Nu said...

What should we do with statements (as opposed to questions) today?

Cl. Panic said...

What are radishes or their leaves?

Cl. Panic said...

What should we do with statements (as opposed to questions) today?

Shall we coat them with frosting and eat them?

Nonny Nu said...

After your rephrasing, how could I refuse to declare your answer correct?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Why in the hell did NN start a new TWoNNCoTY thread, and how embarrassed am I that I answered this question in the TWoNNCoty Questions XIII blog entry?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Are you doing this to piss me off?

Nonny Nu said...

How could you say that to me? Don't you think that there were way too many comments already in the XIII thread? Or, would you rather me let the comments run to 500 before starting a fresh thread?

Cl. Panic said...

Are you doing this to piss me off?

Doesn't she only do that to women?

stillman said...

How can MFU expect to get a raise when he can't follow simple instructions? (D'oh!?) (just kidding?)

Cl. Panic said...

Or, would you rather me let the comments run to 500 before starting a fresh thread?

Is that a challenge?

Cl. Panic said...

Didn't MFU when he was sick as a dog?

Nonny Nu said...

Are you guys testing me? Don't you remember making Snakeye cry last night?

Nonny Nu said...

Man from U.N.C.L.E., how could you not have answered Question #76 correctly the way Cl. Panic just did?

Cl. Panic said...

Don't you remember making Snakeye cry last night?

Didn't Bobby Peru take him out for an uplifting experience?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Isn't this the correct answer?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...
Is the answer to the most recent TWoNNCotY Question about eating plants, radishes?

April 3, 2008 11:19 AM
?

Would you be surprised to know that I followed the directions in your "How This WOrks Link" and clicked TWoNN Questions XIII to answer the marquee question?

stillman said...

Didn't Bobby Peru take him out for an uplifting experience?

Don't Snakeye's tastes run above $50?

Nonny Nu said...

Would you be surprised to know that I followed the directions in your "How This WOrks Link" and clicked TWoNN Questions XIII to answer the marquee question?
Why didn't you click on the link in the marquee?

Don't Snakeye's tastes run above $50?
If you were a snake with an infection in your one eye, wouldn't you take what you can get?

Nonny Nu said...

P.S. Did you guys know that the rules don't require you to post the answer in the correct thread?

Cl. Panic said...

P.S. Did you guys know that the rules don't require you to post the answer in the correct thread?

Aren't you asking for chaos?

Would that chaos be enough to warp the space time continuum?

Would it warp to the extent that 11:19 AM fall earlier in time than 11:11 AM?

stillman said...

P.S. Did you guys know that the rules don't require you to post the answer in the correct thread?

Doesn't it not matter what the rules omit, since you will devise an arbitrary rule to fill the void when the rule's ambiguity becomes relevant?

Nonny Nu said...

Are you guys aware that this is just a game?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Isn't NN the one who's talking about scents turning corners? Would warping the space time continuum be that much of a stretch of her twisted imagination?

Cl. Panic said...

What could be more twisted than the scoring-via-dice-roll provision?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Where's the next TWoNNCotY Question? Why don't you just start a new blog XV entry for it to screw me further now that I'm looking for XIV?

stillman said...

What could be more twisted than the scoring-via-dice-roll provision?

Do I smell a snakeye coup gathering momentum?

Cl. Panic said...

Why don't you just ... screw me further

Are you into rabbits?

Nonny Nu said...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't he interested in other Men from U.N.C.L.E.?

Cl. Panic said...

Is that a vacant lot?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

What the Hell happened to the question about "across the street from the Nu Residence?

Will photographic evidence be acceptable?
Like this?
http://bp1.blogger.com/_9XwJtyznNGo/R4GaiSSFFhI/AAAAAAAACMg/V1oli3I00nA/s1600-h/My+Trusty+Assistant.jpg

Nonny Nu said...

Is that a vacant lot?
What else would I call it? Can you believe that, with that correct answer, play is closed for today?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Why am I so damn slow?

Cl. Panic said...

How can I express how bad I feel for Man from U.N.C.L.E. today?

Can I send you a tub of frosting?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Will Nu, Nu,& Nu LLP be upgrading my computer any time soon?

Wilt Chamberlain said...

Which lady once told me that it's not how new it is. but how you use it?

Nonny Nu said...

Why am I so damn slow?
Now do you guys see why I love this guy?

Man from U.N.C.L.E., why didn't you heed Stillman's advice to you to just blurt out the answer instead of taking time to link?? Can it be doubted that I hope you get a huge roll for your bonus question within a question?

stillman said...

Is that a vacant lot?

What the hell is this even referring to? Why doesn't my browser show new questions today even when I refresh? Has TWoNN question day caused my browser to revolt?

Nonny Nu said...

Are you using a female browser, Stillman?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Nonny Nu said...
Are you using a female browser, Stillman?

April 3, 2008 12:16 PM


Given your discriminatory practices, the answer is fairly apparent, wouldn't you say?

stillman said...

Nonny Nu said...
Are you using a female browser, Stillman?


Does everyone know that NN traced my work computer's IP address and when it accesses her blog? Didn't everyone witness her pinko-commie censorship yesterday? Is it so far fetched that she would disable my access in some manner to advance her man-support and nepotism?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Cl. Panic said...
How can I express how bad I feel for Man from U.N.C.L.E. today?

Can I send you a tub of frosting?

April 3, 2008 12:07 PM


Is it any wonder that I question whether or not there is a Higher Being when I cannot have sweets?

Cl. Panic said...

If I were trying to up my condiment status, wouldn't I have included a fish picture?

Are you calling Alex a cold fish?

Cl. Panic said...

Did I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

stillman peru said...

Did I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

Wouldn't MF Uncle enjoy being pulled by you?

Reverend Doctor Terry Valentine said...

[rev. dr. driving slowly thru the streets]: you see him?

[passenger]: 'is that him?' (points down an alley)

[rev. dr.]: snakeye, is that you? what the hell happened, who did this to you?

[snakeye]: am, am i in heaven?

[rev. dr.]: does this look like heaven? (to passenger) hurry, where's the nearest clinic?


~ ~ ~

could this be the end for snakeye?
what exactly happened to him?
do any of you even really care?

Nonny Nu said...

Oh, what has happened to poor Snakeye?? Which clinic was he taken to, and how do we send a card and flowers?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Cl. Panic said...
Did I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

April 3, 2008 12:43 PM
stillman peru said...
Did I just pull a Man from U.N.C.L.E.?

Wouldn't MF Uncle enjoy being pulled by you?

April 3, 2008 1:06 PM


Was that what I felt?

stillman peru said...

Was that what I felt?

it depends, is your vision cloudy?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

What's the difference between 'cloudy' and 'blurred'?

stillman peru said...

What's the difference between 'cloudy' and 'blurred'?

I think the former evidences good aim and the latter evidences use of viagra?

stillman said...

What's the difference between 'cloudy' and 'blurred'?

... and your question indicates you'd make a pretty good patent litigator (as well as your repeated daily blog monitoring)?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Is blog monitoring a pre-req?

stillman said...

Nonny Nu said...
You know what's funny? A lot of people I've met online refuse to believe that I am an attorney because of all the stuff I do online. They always wonder how I have all that time. Do you guys have the same problem?

April 2, 2008 7:17 PM


you may not have caught this from yesterday's torrent of posts?

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

(phone rings)

yes? you don't say? you don't say? you don't say?

~ ~ ~

(what, you thought there was more?)

Nonny Nu said...

Was that the clinic? How's Snakeye?

Reverend Doctor Terry Valentine said...

emphysema?
high blood pressure?
urinary problems?
itching?
scratching?
burning?
diabetes?
scaling?
dripping?

lady, does it look like we have time for this? what's with all the questions?

'does he have insurance?'

how the hell should i know? where's a doctor?

- - -

'does this hurt?' 'how about now?' 'and now?'

what's wrong with him, doc?

'can't you see i'm working here? see that visitor's area? what do you think it's for, huh?'

- - -

'doesn't look good, does it, rev.?'

i'm not that kind of doctor now am i?

~ ~ ~

Snakeye said...

tell me the truth, doc, am i dying?

'who isn't?'

well, what's wrong with me?

'nurse? anymore of those b-12 shots laying around?'

is this gonna sting?

'thought it wouldln't?'

- - -

hey, what's up?

'snakeye?'

who else? did i wake you up?

'you think i'd fall asleep knowing you're in pain in the other room?'

you really want me to answer that? how far are we from polk?

~ ~ ~

Mr. Nonny Nu said...

fire you? don't you know we all love ya, don't you know how worried we were? no? who do you...oh, her? don't you think it's best for you to face that issue yourself? well, when are you coming back? when? are you sure you're well enough? you still have it on you? well, i guess we'll see won't we?

~ ~ ~

Snakeye said...

here, is this what you all wanted? it's all you care about isn't it? isn't it? ...

3
5
(|)
3
4

satisfied?

~ ~ ~

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Which roll goes with which awardee?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Snakeye, have you met my proctologist?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

Snakeye, have you met my proctologist?

Cl. Panic said...

Which roll goes with which awardee?

Are you happy with your 3, or would you rather take the 1 for your shamelesness and in light of me pulling you earlier?

Nonny Nu said...

3, shouldn't this go to Cl. Panic's bonus question from yesterday?

5, shouldn't this go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 75?

(|), shouldn't this definitely go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 76?

3, shouldn't this go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 77?

4, why wouldn't this go to Man from U.N.C.L.E. for posing his bonus question within a question from today?

Cl. Panic said...

If Snakeye hadn't been nursing his wounds, wouldn't the rolls have fallen chronologically:

3 = yesterday's bonus;
5 = 11:12 AM answer by CP;
1 = 11:28 AM answer by CP;
3 = 11:47 AM question^2 by MFU;
4 = 12:03 PM answer by CP ?

But shouldn't the bossrabbit do as she sees fit? Does it really matter since neither outcome will successfully oppress a female?

Cl. Panic said...

(|), shouldn't this definitely go to Cl. Panic for answering Question 76?

Who would turn down such a lucky roll from Snakeye?

Nonny Nu said...

Are you seriously haggling over one measly point, Cl. Panic? But, if memory serves me correctly, didn't you answer Question 77 (at 12:03pm) earlier than I declared Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question within a question to be awardable (at 12:04pm)? And, if your rejoinder is that Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question within a question was posted at 12:01pm before your answer to Question 77, then may I point out that your answer immediately entitled you to points, whereas Man from U.N.C.L.E.'s question within a question wasn't entitled to points until I declared it a bonus, after you answered Question 77?

Man from U.N.C.L.E. said...

It wouldn't make sense any other way, would it?

Cl. Panic said...

Are you seriously haggling over one measly point, Cl. Panic?

¿Que?

What part of I don't care and I previously tried to give points to MFU don't you understand?

Nonny Nu said...

(Borrowing from cookie again) Why so testy?

stillman said...

Are you seriously haggling over one measly point, Cl. Panic?

Is NN actually giving a male shit?

Shouldn't an answer become awardable as of the time NN indicates that it is correct?

Cl. Panic said...

Why so testy?

Is it the frosting that's giving me gas?

stillman said...

Is it the frosting that's giving me gas?

Does anyone else think the frosting now resembles a dead horse sprinkled with fish, er orange, zest?

Nonny Nu said...

Does anyone else think the frosting now resembles a dead horse sprinkled with fish, er orange, zest?
I ate it with my eyes closed, but is that just a hint of omega-3 flavoring, Cl. Panic?

Cl. Panic said...

A chef does not oft reveal his secrets, no?

Nonny Nu said...

A chef does not oft reveal his secrets
But what about you?

Nonny Nu said...

Did you guys know that Cl. Panic will not be able to play TWoNNCotY tomorrow morning?

stillman said...

Don't we know that now? Can we PLAY ON!?

Nonny Nu said...

Will you be up tonight at 3am?

stillman said...

oh right, because you're still catering to MFU?